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You mean Fat Brando?

Trump clearly explained that situation when he said, "I want to be associated with good quotes." So, ya know, everything is cool.

That's great, beer nerd. Now can you just buy twelve 40s for me and my underage friends?

Kindly take your obscure sports reference from 15 years ago over to Deadspin.

She once broke into Prince's house. You have to give her points for that.

Season 4 also gave us Brie Larson. Brie Larson!

That's impressive, considering they started out with only $1 million.

God's Not Dead 2: Give us Your Money, Evangelicals

Ketchup chips or GTFO!

It's really a shame that I can only join one of these cults

Where?????

That's the quote. And I remember the article in which I read that quote contained a handy photo of the Romance section at Barnes & Noble.

He also claimed that nobody else was doing what he does. (And he didn't mean writing shit)

What's to chose? Just fuck both guys! One in the barn and the other in the boat house. Jeez, for a med student, she sure is dumb.

Good. Now Kathryn Prescott is free to play Betty in that CW pilot, Riverdale.

By "revealing clothing," I assume you mean that Barbie's collar bone will be showing?

That won't be a problem if you buy Submissive Barbie

She's just pissed that Mattel is not making an E-meter Barbie

Yeah, I suspected as much when he put a Jewish woman on the Supreme Court.

Wait, there were American Communists before Obama?