Rosie O'Donnell introducing a Hootie and the Blowfish video is the VH1 I remember.

How dare she choose a bland birth name!

Next on FOX News: Adult Swim continues its takeover of Cartoon Network by expanding to primetime. Is Obama to blame for disappearing children's cartoons?

Nothing burger is so fetch!

And Metlife Stadium didn't open until 2010, so Paul and Sal spend their Sundays in the parking lot of Giants Stadium.

There's also Tyler Perry's The Have and the Have Nots.

After the way Lee Garner, Jr. treated SCDP, I will never smoke Lucky Strikes again.

Oh OK, they're BNL now. We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That's how fundamental they are.

I'm fine with bringing back Professor Slater, but I really want to bring back Professor Whitman. "I'll have . . . a birthday cake!"

In honor of the cold weather, I will be drinking a screaming viking!

I would prefer waffle and bacon flavored vodka. Then I could just drink my breakfast without feeling guilty about it.

I have Coke and Ocean Spray juice in my fridge right now. I'm going to heaven!
But I bought them at Target, so maybe I'm going to hell?

I bet these terrorists will look like they just stepped out of an Abercrombie catalog.

Paul Lynde?

But he's a faithful husband, his surplus of pussy is at home.

Don't you know that the longer and faster you drive a car, the quicker it will sink? Side note: I got a C in high school physics.

They absolutely did not bone. They made love.

"So if I want to watch 12 episodes of a TV show, I'm supposed to tune in every Monday night at 9:00 for the next 12 weeks?!?! That's how my grandpa watches TV you asshole!" — every millenial TV viewer

TV shows cannot get away with using "Gravity" by Sara Bareilles as a serious romantic cue after the Pierce and Abed montage:

She just got married so you won't be driving through her any more.