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"Put that steering wheel over here where it belongs!"

None taken.

Do the nanites restring the wires that have been knocked down by tornadoes, hurricanes, blizzards, etc. in the 15 year period? Or rebuild electrical facilities that scavengers have taken apart piece by piece?

So after 15 years of absolutely no maintenance or upkeep, electrical grids all over the globe just suddenly spring back to life?

"Smacking at the Y"  isn't that what Amanda Bynes accused the NYPD of doing?

They are contractually obligated to run his show twice a day.

I'm sure Mikey was snacking at the Y long before Catherine Zeta-Jones was even born.

You're like the opposite of antioxidants.

Thanks for embedding that INXS video, I hadn't heard that song in years!

Watching reruns of the "Batman" TV series circa 1974, I was totally mesmerized by Julie Newmar as Catwoman. I didn't exactly understand what was happening to my 7-year-old body, I just knew Julie was the one making it happen.

. . . with an awesome mustache

When I watched the promo for the new season of The Bachelorette, I seriously thought it was a promo for the next season of Burning Love since one guy actually gets out of the limo in a suit of fucking armor.

Don't forget about Morty Fineman's sequel in The Independent: World War III II.

Mike Loves wearing baseball caps.

Agreed. When (if?) they reveal her face next week, I expect make up techniques to be employed to make her much older than the clones.

But the Critics actually watch television. While Emmy voters don't have time for such a trivial activity.

The look on her face when the woman behind the glass at the sheriff's office asked what her name was.

Malin Akerman, Erinn Hayes, and Lake Bell need to recreate the season 1 Charlie's Angels opening sequence. And Rob Corddry can be Bosley.

I think it would be a hexagon: Norman, Dylan, Bradley, Bradley's boyfriend Richard, Emma and of course . . . Norma.

Tarz (adj.)A state of narcotic inebriation when the user is no longer capable of healthy decision making.