I definitely don’t think that the ‘women don’t judge men’s bodies’ thing is true in any way. 

Don’t breed with assholes who don’t support the children they DO have.

Kids will be out of college by then.

Not all the time. Sometimes they be shopping.

“We plan to demonstrate in court, undeniably and irrefutably, that bitches be whack.”

<puts on conspiracy theory hat>

I can’t wait for people to die testing how bulletproof their new ego-soothers really are.  You know someone’s gonna film it.

Wrong. The phrase links directly to a video of someone unlocking their own car. Stop making shit up just to impress other bootlickers - it’s fucking boring.

Remember, if he replies to your comment, you can dismiss his comment by clicking on the three dot hover menu that just to the right of the star on the comment. The option to dismiss should be an option on it. 

This piece of shit misogynist is regularly in the greys saying horribly bigoted shit. He’d be the one jacking off next to a sleeping woman, so of course this is his take.

If the bad guys can’t steal guns so that good guys with guns can later shoot at them, the whole circle of life breaks down. It leaves the good guys with no options other than accidentally (sometimes) shooting their family members, friends, and of course themselves.

But what other solutions are there to living Beyond Thunderdome?

I’ll miss this one. Holding out for the Lisa Marie/Nicolas Cage thing.

Yeah, people need to lighten up their expectations. No reason to expect a polished product 4 years after the product was unveiled and taking preorders.

No one will be seated during the good guy doctor reveals he’s part of an evil cult and then is never referenced again scene.

RIP AIR BUD.

*Spike Jonze angrily tweets that Christopher Meloni is a Weisenheimer*

Nice Beaver (Thank You, I Just Had It Stuffed)

the speeches would be drowned out by Zimmer, for one....

What are they gonna do about it, throw some puppies at him!? Psh. Pet Shop Boys my ass.