Scott has apparently pissed off enough people in hollywood that he can pretty much only operate in east asian mma movies.

Hey man, I like you. But “Kirk Douglas in Champion, Lee Marvin in Point Blank”? No.

Who the fuck are any of these people and why should anyone give a shit?

They probably kept their distance from Amber on account of she is also verifiably a terrible person.

You came to Jezebel for “feminism”?

Meh. Cheaper to just buy 100 1999 Ford Tauruses and spot weld angled aluminum pieces to them.

He has no idea what most numbers mean. He just says them.

Elon Musk is fucking retarded.

His return to comedy was in DOLEMITE IS MY NAME. What the fuck are you even talking about?

In what way did Kang create reality as he sees fit if literally everything that already existed still does? This isn’t really a “reboot” as much as it’s Netherrealm just sticking their fingers in their ears and not even trying to write a cohesive logical narrative.

“Johnson is inarguably the bigger star” - tell that to the DCEU.

He more commonly gives you rice balls with different stat effects on them. I’ve done roughly 10 of them and never gotten a fish.

A video game is easily more important than car repairs.

The problem here is you aren’t thinking like nintendo.

All rupees I’ve found in the wild were under rocks or inside those glowing bunnies.

Sounds like a fucking scam, to me.

Weapon durability is fucking stupid. That’s all there is to it.

Congrats, that’s what korok seeds do.

How is the layout of Hyrule different?

You have comcast you fucking dipshit.