Sorry if your autism is flaring up - but I don’t think they’re LITERALLY saying only five individuals are upset about this. What they’re saying is that so few people give a shit about this game to begin with, that of that already small number, an even SMALLER amount will have noticed this, or care about it at all.

and has free expansion content.

Lol shut the fuck up and stop sucking the dick of MASSIVE game publishers.

Who the fuck cares

Lol Houston’s version is 100% not better.

This is the craziest way to advertise the lead up to a terrible reality show that will get cancelled after one season.

I remember seeing Annihilation at the mall. There were a ton of kids there, some a little older than me. I remember everyone milling out into the hall afterward and NO ONE was talking.

This is exactly why new generations seem dumber. 

Having dumb fucking kids is not an excuse for the bar to be so low. Give kids more credit. Children, if given the chance, can actually process movies with deeper messages than “bright color character= you clap”.

You expect someone at jalopnik to know anything about cars, or how to sell them?

You only feel bad for the guy “a little”? He’s literally the only real victim here. 

Thoroughly unimpressed.

No, it’s still a pretty bad game. It just *looks* better now. 

Nah. Dude needed a wake up call. Get a real fucking job and stop harassing people.

Honestly, good. This needs to happen to more “prank” youtubers. 

Someone should put a fucking bullet in kid rock.

250GB??! Jesus christ.

are* naïve. 

Why is this article so fucked up? No proof reading??

Most of these are complete bullshit - you understand that right?