I use a garage.
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We need Gawker now more than ever.
Goddamn I miss Gawker dot com.
I promise it is not though. I am a shitbag human and have done lots of fucked up things but I have never had a casual conversation anywhere close to approaching this.
Right. I’m def. the one coming off like an idiot here. OK, bro.
Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.
the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”
fuck off
Bababooey approves.
Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.
Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.
You’re wrong.
I guess even the easy names aren’t so easy for a barista.
And interestingly enough the salmon farm is run entirely by sheep, known as “kiwis,” named after the island nation’s second-most-populace mammal, which are named for an invasive non-native fruit, in turn named for a local flightless bird, which are all fully naturalized citizens of New Zealand. (The farm has only one…
Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.
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This vid summed it all up very well and how dangerous it could have been.
If it is important to you, you do what you have to do.
Take a night off, pack up the kids or hire a babysitter, and enjoy the caucus life.
Fuck you and get the fuck out of here.