You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

tfw you 1v4 as Zarya after a grav bomb and got credit for the kills in game but some Reaper or Pharah gets the POTG on the mop up from an ult

Could you imagine if they’d done that and taken it in for 6?

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

Let’s get rid of traffic lights too. Will prevent people from running red lights.

A senior in high school dating a freshman? That was totally normal when I did it. We didn't have sex, but it was a mutual decision...

I’m conflicted too. However, I firmly believe that if you tell people that they are completely unredeemable, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they will decide that being a pervert is their unwavering identity. That's pretty dangerous.

I would feel upset that he could look at my child on the regular and insert my kid into his gross fantasies.

I don’t like sex offenders any more than the next person, but I think it’s pretty dangerous to make their lives so damned unlivable that the ones who want to be rehabilitated lose any motivation to stay on the right path.

Would you want a convicted killer anywhere near another human being? Because they also get released and they can live anywhere they like.

In Ontario there are programs to help rehabilitated sex offenders reintegrate. It has been very successful and makes a lot of sense when you read about it.

Yeah, we’ll ask the WDA (World Drug Administration) to get right on that, right after the world congress creates that organization and the world president appoints the world chairman.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

Every time I say Beyoncé can’t top her last performance, she shuts my mouth.

I wish my mom was like this. 30 seconds into an experiment like this and she’d be telling me how there are probably demons in the game and how I need to stop playing and go to church

I’m really glad that at 12 I wasn’t asked questions about my parents by People Magazine.

It looks exactly the same. Like, literally. The PC version only uses one-button mouse control, so i cant see it being any different.