Isn’t putting Kendrick Lamar on your track like a cheat code? You could just shit on a track and add a K-Dot feature and half the population would debate if it is top 5.

“Hey woman-I-just-met! Do you want to come on vacation with me to some remote island?! You do? Great—pack your bejeweled tunics and be prepared to watch me, a perfect stranger, skinny dip and shriek in public restaurants like a Fox anchorwoman on PCP! Good times!”

Maybe around this time? So adorable.

If they really want to get away with smuggling IN something, make it a feminine product. Most men refuse to touch those for fear of estrogen poisoning.

Very disappointed in Jezebel today: Angelil gets his own story while Alan Rickman (together for 50 years with a woman just a year younger than him) just got a brief mention in dirt bag.

I like Unreal way more than the Bachlor. To be honest, I don’t like a lot of reality tv once I started to figure out how scripted it really was.

Erika is my new favorite housewife of all time. I bow down qween.

And I have to tip my hat to Erika, who volleyed all of Bethenny’s digs with an icy sassiness that I attempt in my own life.

“All of the sisters are in NYC, and they have dinner at Il Mulino with the world’s leading garbage bin, Tyga.”

vanderpump rules sidebar: stassi’s back next week and everyone rips her a new one which i am really excited to watch.

Hmmm these covers are okay. But could we get a blond white woman to put on some brown face and recreate them so we can truly see how beautiful these ladies are?

And all over 30. I mean, that in and of itself is an accomplishment.

also A+++ that 3 out of the 5 are actresses over 40 and aren’t styled or presented any differently than the younger ones

God, Ms. Chopra is nonsensically lovely.

You shut your mouth. Garlic in everything.

no one is saying lyme doesnt exist. they are saying something in the water aint right with yolanda.

Possibly an unpopular opinion, but can we please stop with the Beyonce is Queen nonsense when Erykah Badu still graces this world with her beautiful presence?

These three were putting fantastic work out when they were young, too. It’s not a recent development. Pretty sure Cindy Crawford was 19 or 20 - far from practiced.

Chesticles please.

I guess as long as it’s not a “Sluuuuutsy McSlut Whorebag” argument it’s fine. You should have an opinion if you work in fashion.