I'm sorry, what? What would you charge them with? Impersonating an official? Unless they get them under noise regulations for using a PA system/being too loud, these kids did nothing wrong.

Many digital world addicts can't drive stick, just like many "normal" folks can't drive stick. I would be surprised if the numbers aren't better for digital world addicts than they are for the general population.

I don't believe this car exists. The only proof that will satisfy me would be for it to show up in my driveway.

Nothing like some blind, purposefully naive optimism to bring some lightness to my morning.

I stopped reading after the "lacks a good regional theater troupe" bit. I suspect that was an attempt at a hilarious joke by naming something that, surely, no mostly-rural area could possibly have. It's more hilarious because you're wrong.

I stopped reading after the "lacks a good regional theater troupe" bit. I suspect that was an attempt at a hilarious joke by naming something that, surely, no mostly-rural area could possibly have. It's more hilarious because you're wrong.

I stopped reading after the "lacks a good regional theater troupe" bit. I suspect that was an attempt at a hilarious joke by naming something that, surely, no mostly-rural area could possibly have. It's more hilarious because you're wrong.

Never get into an asshole competition when the other asshole has a badge and a gun.

Driving free of traffic is possible if you move.

Agreed 99%, except that I hate walking when I have somewhere to be, so I ride a bicycle.

I actually convinced a previous employer to move everyone's schedule up by 15 minutes. So instead of working 8 to 5, I now worked 7:45 to 4:45. It meant I was on the early end of both rush hours, and cut my commute time from 50 minutes down to 30.

Isn't that essentially what kart racing is for? You start with 10hp in a 4-wheeled seat, move to 50 hp, move to 100hp, move to something like this in F3, then move around until you make it to F1?

A few people have tried - apparently a huge issue is that the design of the car just doesn't allow for proper airflow over most radiators.

This is my outlook: You can drive a Prius C, and get 60 MPG (I wouldn't, because I'm all highway, but that's beside the point), and if you do 30,000 miles a year, it'll save you less than $1000 over, say, a 40MPG Mazda3 skyactiv, which manages to be pretty fuel efficient without making me hate every moment I'm in the…

So you agree you don't love your car. You love wine, which is also a great love to have. I don't love clothes, but I do love bicycles, so I buy non-awesome clothes in order to have money to buy awesome bicycles.

True enough. I've never gotten my bike stolen because I put a big scary looking lock on it, and then park it next to a nicer bike with a smaller lock.

Probably the same exact car, but a year older. The slightly-used-car market sucks for buyers right now, and new cars are cheap.

I'm guessing the answer is, "because criminals are generally not smart", but how are wheel locks a deterrent at all? I can go to Autozone and buy (or steal) the, what, 4? different wheel lock keys, and then it wouldn't slow me down more than a couple seconds.

Probably someone he knew was leaving the building and saw it.