Made the decision to pull over, and then woke up, and made the decision to drive drunk? Sounds like he woke up drunk. And if he was out of sorts enough to take off like he apparently did, he probably would have woken up drunk later.

All my cars have XKX plates, which looks like XXX upon first glance. Makes me giggle. Penis.

A) You're an asshole.

#1 - Mozart had thousands of hours of practice playing and composing before he wrote his first real work of genius. It just so happens he had the drive, skill, and social standing to make that happen when he was still ridiculously young.

My favorite are the "fuel-efficient vehicle parking only" spots. Every car I own is more fuel efficient than my old Cutlass was, so...I'll take it!

Oklahoma has wide-spread ethanol-free stations. Even here in Virginia, there are 4 stations in my town that have real gas. Harder to find, definitely, but you can still find it.

Because it's cheaper to pull it out of the ground. For some products (mostly diesel), there are synthetic fuels in limited use.

If anyone actually thinks backup cameras will fix behavior like this, I have a very nice bridge I'd like to lease to them at a high interest rate.

PETA shows us scantily-clad ladies because they want to remind us that we are all just meat, so we should feel as weird about eating animal meat as we would human meat. The thing is, you would never eat a creature you could instead have sex with. Many people will have sex with women, so we don't eat women. I'm sure…

It would be easy to get rid of the details and just have an orange miata, and 4,500 for one in great condition with the hardtop is a pretty nice price.

Fairly certain that panic stopping is not what this vehicle is for. All problems can be overrun by a liberal application of the right pedal.

It's not so much a stick up their ass, as the fear of a motorcycle up their ass while they're puttering along at the speed limit. Ever seen a motorcycle plow through a van? Horrifying. Even if they don't manage to kill you with 500 pounds of steel, you get some serious emotional trauma out of the deal.

"'I need to see out of the back every minute, every second,' said Every Good Driver. "That's a safety matter for us."

Casual driving culture + poor walkability + insane amount of roadway.

How are they different? Someone is designing a commercial. They want a person with a certain skin tone. It's no different than choosing tall people because they seem powerful, or choosing fat guys because they are comical, or choosing a weedy, bony, pale guy to play a meth head. It's casting, not bus seating.

I hate racism as much as the next guy, but the PC folks need to figure out that they are in the way of progress.

If I'm a room designer, and I put an ad out on craigslist for a lamp, must be green, must be art deco, does that make me racist? No. That makes me a designer.

To be fair, though, I prefer everyone I come in contact with to be articulate.

If a market research firm reaches the conclusion that the American people trust a light-skinned black man more than a dark-skinned one, it's not the research firm that is racist.

Ever looked in a catalog full of white people? I guarantee those men and women are chosen partially for their skin tone. You want purity? Get a porcelain doll. You want sexy and exotic? Find someone with that Coco Chanel tan.