Bitch please. You know my drink is anything that ends in "tini" or starts with "red-headed".

Bathtub driven by douchebags. For 31k I'd rather have a brand-new miata and put a turbo in it to make up the power difference. And with the money I'd save on hair product and massage parlor girls, I could afford new tires every month.

Tatra T87. Because fuck you nazis, there's a corner up ahead.

My brother owned one. I couldn't describe it, except that it was either blue or a blue-gray. Maybe just gray. Probably the least-memorable car in recent years, unless there's one I'm forgetting...

I hate that car. Maybe it's the secret FoMoCo spirit deep inside me, but there is no uglier vehicle to my eyes than that specific generation of Camaro.

I still think the Aztek was a good idea, executed poorly. Funky design, clever interior, cool features, mixed with general parts-bin shittiness and an exterior that was too far ahead of its time. Imagine the same car released today, with the ubiquitous swoopy headlights and some more curve, and you've got a…

Hated it from the time I saw the first commercial. Fast forward 7 years, I'm on a test drive. Bought one within the year.

$1200 for a "fine" running van with THAT AWESOMENESS? Oh hell to the yes. NP all night long.

167 in a miata? what do you do with the extra 50 horsepower?

I thought #4 was actually one of the easier ones. I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

Once for my birthday, my wife gifted me a hotel reservation in Fayetteville, a cabin reservation somewhere in the Ozarks, and a 72-hour drive-as-fast-as-you-want-with-her-in-the-car pass. I had to replace most of my clutch hydraulics upon my return. Ridiculously good driving all over AR.

1) 1957 Chevy Bel Air

So as someone with experience with Li batteries, maybe you know - is there any reason the car couldn't be set to totally disconnect the battery when it gets too low? It seems like they could have built in a mechanical switch that breaks the connection - even if it cost you a $500 housecall from a Tesla service tech…

I'd rather have nice countryside and the worst 10% of america unemployed than pay $.50/gal less.

The closer every car manufacturer gets to building only reliable cars, the harder it is to make objective decisions between makes. Soon enough, people will have to buy cars based on character - and that's a very good thing.

More appropriate for an H2 would be any gun that says "replica" down the side.

The parts of VA that aren't heavily populated are awesome. Hang out in the Blue Ridge area for great driving, great people, and a decent beer-and-wine tourism industry.

Oregon hates drivers. No other explanation for shitty speed limits and infuriating gas stations.

"self-respecting Alabaman"

This was a rental, so I'm sure they didn't care too much about it. Canada taught me about frost heaves. Oof.