Anyone have a spare set of eyeballs? I'm pretty sure this pair is ruined.

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS?

I will never forget my parents' brat. That thing was amazing. It was orange, and had the jump seats in the bed. Such a shame they got rid of it, but North Texas in the early 90's was not the place to find import repair shops, and that thing needed a lot of repairs.

You apparently don't get apostrophes. I'm mostly fine with that. Cross country rail goes to regional rail goes to truck depot goes to store. No reason to have trucks driving more than 100 miles to get anywhere, except for non-rail-transportable items.

I ran out to my element to check and see if there were any problems, but I couldn't find "park" on that little knob-on-a-stick thing.

In a supercar, I don't see a conflict between only having minor injuries and narrowly escaping death.

Your comment would be reasonable, if there were no OTR truckers. But there are, or this whole manipulative lecture wouldn't be about a trucker who has 1,014 miles to go before his next stop.

a B2200 isn't exactly built for towing 5th wheels. As something for hauling brush and plywood at extreme speeds, however, it would be awesome.

What you don't know about that car driver you just cut off:

This is why I always buy used. It's hard to justify a brand-new civic when I could just get a 2-3 year old Accord with less than 30k miles for the same price.

Did you read the article? They had a running banter about the car. Buying him an S2000, while a nice gesture, would not have any sentimental meaning.

I think it's reasonable to assume that his cruise control was stuck on, his gear selector was jammed, his brake fluid was mostly air, and his gigantic diesel engine just kept dieseling.

Yeah, that gets me too, sometimes. I've been craving a small pickup recently.

A complex series of brain-leaps has led me to the idea that makes me JIMP: 4-rotor B2200.

Not that I want to accuse the proletariat of anything, but none of those cars would look out of place in a lower-income neighborhood. I suspect the reason you don't see a lot of stolen 2009 Civics is because they aren't frequently parked in the bad part of Oklahoma City.

Sure. I left it outside in the parking space where your car used to be. That windshield is going to buy me so much meth!

Step 1: buy awkward-looking Lancia because it is unique in the States.

//theyseemetrollin'

What's Mazda done to earn your ire? They still make a rotary-powered funmaker with scissor doors, a bonkers budget 5-door, and an honest-to-god sports car.

Gonna have to side with Fossegrim on this - whatever hideous monstrosity is holding that rubber should definitely be called "rims". Wheels are for people with taste.