If the horn is the noise maker you go for when you're in safety-orange lambo that belongs to someone else....

I love marauders. Swap out the rear bumper for one without the text, black out the rear windows, enjoy controlling the speed of highway traffic in absolute comfort.

Easy one. Make sure it's a U.S. Marshal, and you won't look out of place anywhere.

If you get a tip on Al Franken's book tour caravan crossing a double-white, I'm sure they would appreciate hearing about it.

That's what I wanted to hear, thanks. I hate when I get uhn-tiss all over my EEEEEEEERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE....

I think everyone has started assuming Outback is not related to Australia. Every time one of their commercials comes on, I have to mute it. It's like an alcoholic with a speech impediment is making fun of Steve Irwin.

Probably a good choice. Look in the parts of the country with no rust, you should be able to find a runner for under a grand. Throw a cobra kit on top of it, and you got yourself a winner!

Having met a few Bostonians in my time, I think that was actually a whisper.

Waste of a Thing. Guy deserves a nutpunch.

trucks are trucks. old or not, they are 1/2 for hauling shit, 1/2 for sitting on with a cold beer, 1/2 for parking in corn fields, and 1/2 for hooning around in muddy corn fields.

4 days in a holding cell seems about right for a guy who gets drunk, lights a torch on an airplane he wasn't supposed to be on, and makes claims about having knockout gas. I'd say that's at least 4 times as bad of behavior as would get you thrown in the drunk tank for a night.

You had me at "A positive investment in a greener tomorrow".

What does your left foot do? Just sit there?

specifically, I think the Aztek is a butterface. Look at the rest of the car, without the apocalyptically bad front end. Not too awful, just a little funky.

I was never a huge fan of Chip's taste, but you cannot argue with the man's skills.

I miss overhaulin'. Put a decent sound system in, but then they would drop some massive crate engine in and call it a day. Fantastic.

Ken's gymkhana cars are show cars for show driving. I'd be very surprised if his race cars were set up the same way.

Mmm..I ran Rotella-D in my '87 cutlass (gas). Worked like a champ, but I don't know that I'd run it in a civic.