@Møbius: That's why I nominate Michael C. Hall.

@Pierce Nichols: This is #cotdnominations worthy just for "bedwetting poultroon".

@grzydj: I've never gone up in a plane, gotten down on the other side, and thought anything more positive about the journey than, "What an excellent landing."

@KeyserSöze: You know, I can't remember what any of my friends' parents drove when we were kids.

@smallblock: My HF torque wrenches are fantastic. The tire pressure gauge I got there for $1.50 is better than the one I just got yesterday for $5. The jack stands I have are nothing fancy and weigh as much as my car, but they do the job alright.

@LuckyChuck asks, What's the opposite of oppositelock?: because OEM pads are under $20.

@Ash78 valiDATES MODELS: Actually, wait. You might have a point

@pres: you specifically said, "pile of shit cherokee". I felt the

@OA 5599: This is probably the most relevant suggestion for a

@Ash78 valiDATES MODELS: Hey now, don't be hatin' on my element.

@pres: Because rustangs fall apart? Remember, this isn't an

If we're going on availability of replacement parts, I nominate the CJ-5.

@Jstas has gas!: elastic and thermo properties.

Saw a pair of these at a campsite once (one 6x6). Immediately start imagining adventures that only start and end in civilization.

@tonyola: it shouldn't have to be said, but all of these gauges should be functional.

I know nobody trusts the cops, but there's something wrong in your brain if you think leaving a dead body in your car is going to get you in less trouble than just calling the cops and saying, "Hey, I let a homeless woman sleep in my car and now she's dead."

A couple of these cars should be disqualified for very low dead hooker storage capacity.

Notice how every car on this list (except the S-class and the Kia) is just a little tiny bit sporty.

@Rä¢inG73 - ain't nuthin' but a G73 thang: The way God intended - with a slippery car and a tall final gear.

Panda, please!