I’m completely on board with you - I love to fall asleep to them as well, there’s also something about the dark cinematography that perfectly lends itself it to-fall-asleep-tv. Have you seen High Tension?

Shucks. I don’t need a giant, one-day coat. I need a normal, multi-day coat.

Shucks. I don’t need a giant, one-day coat. I need a normal, multi-day coat.

Same, I haaaate rollercoasters. The most thrill seeking I get is doing 90 on the freeway.

I in fact use them to go to sleep a lot of nights.

***Homemade cuteness!***

Too cute!

In the Venn Diagram of life, I’m sure the “Daredevil Risk takers” overlap with those who love horror movies - but it’s definitely not 100%. I’m an adrenaline junkie who LOVES roller coasters and I’d totally go shark-diving etc. but I HATE horror movies. I receive no joy from them. Nightmares and general uneasiness,…

My son went as zombie Michael Jackson from Thriller. His idea

Me: Rafiki. My daughter: Simba.

Welp, here’s my baby as Rosie the Riveter again. Spit bubbles and all!

It’s our little grrrl’s first Halloween! Adeline is a lion and I’m regretting wearing all black (I’m going as my gothy high school self, I guess) because now I’m covered in fuzz. She’s so damn cute, though.

As a reminder of how much dating sucks, she gave this terrible, terrible date a 3, meaning she’s been on worse ones.

My historically worst date ever was with a guy who was late, insulted my hat, worked out my share of dinner plus tax and tip to the penny, professed his love for his teenage  lesbian roommate, and who said that oral sex was creepy and perverted. By then, honestly, I was hanging in for the sheer amazement factor.

“I am so glad you are not fat”.”I am so glad you are not ugly.”

I went on a date with a guy in DC who asked me who I knew in the non-profit world (I work in museums) and then proceeded to tell me he wanted to start a non-profit that would end world hunger. Great, right? Then he told me he knew his org wouldn’t end world hunger because he would be assassinated by the “Seed Mafia”.…

I’ve been on dates where I’m the one holding up the conversation, like Atlas.

did you guys know halloween is now like, a whole week long? different towns do their trick or treating on different, non halloween, nights? kids get to go trick or treating multiple times!! isn’t that nuts? i asked someone on my facebook about this and she was like “well if they all did it on halloween kids wouldn’t…

why are they dressed in pajamas

>> I thought straight guys couldn’t tell if other guys were attractive!

I’m gonna be deep in the greys at this point so I’m probably talking to no one, but did anyone else catch how, towards the end of the debate when Donald was saying how disastrous Hillary’s position on Syrian immigration would be, he said something to the effect of, “Just wait til you see in the coming years...”? I…