If you’re in the US and are thinking of taking your own life, call 1-800-273-8255 (the National Suicide Prevention Hotline).

I started watching some show about the Costa Concordia one time and had to turn it off after like 7 minutes because the people they were interviewing were so dumb. One couple was like, “We didn’t pay attention to the safety demonstration because the boat sinking is the last thing you think would happen when you’re on…

Theory: This whole thing is a scam cooked up by TLC to generate buzz for Say Yes to the Dress and up their viewership numbers.

Well at least now her wedding won’t be spoiled for you

My eyes just rolled so hard they fell out of my head and now I am blind.

I found this very moving.

“I think in regards to him becoming president, well, the electoral college will be the decider.”

Not to mention she calls her gun a toy and “plays” with it.

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

I’m not even going to try to top this.

Ehhhhhhh, as an artist and graphic designer myself, this sounds like bullshit. I mean, a silhouette of a particular flower? How many different kinds of artwork feature extremely similar renderings of maple leaves, or lotuses, or hibiscus flowers? I can see someone coming up with both of those designs completely…

Am I the only one that thinks those aren’t the same?

I think she seems perfectly nice. But (expletive) her for bragging about selling books when she’s already rich enough to have endless time to write them and then easily get them published.

I am not certain and I am TERRIFIED. Take my stepdad for example - he is a staunch Republican who will close his eyes and vote for Donald just because he is Republican. I’m talking about a *fairly* intelligent man voting for this bafoon simply because he has been a Republican his whole life and won’t change now.

As much fun as it is to watch the GOP freak out, this maniac should not be this close to any public office. It doesn't matter if everyone is sure that the Democrats can beat him, he should not be in a position to potentially become POTUS. I'm scared and I'm not even American.

the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

I don’t know, as someone with a tornado of mental illnesses, the least scary and stigmatized being depression, I think I’m fine with people talking about his “melt down” if it means we get a conversation about mental illness and the bullshit stigmas.

Whenever people armchair diagnose celebs, it makes me feel less comfortable sharing my experiences and struggles with mental illness. If Kanye’s series of bizarre and out-of-touch tweets freak you out so much you think he needs to be hospitalized, holy shit are you gonna be fucking terrified of me.

Maybe it tastes only a little soapy to people who don’t like cilantro.

Don’t worry, if you have your vet do it for you, it will only set you back about $1500.