When did Coachella get so...extra?

The green grass was my first thought, too! Do they truck it in? Isn't there a water shortage and everybody can only drink 1 liter a day, or something?

Good god. It's like the mid-nineties got duped into spending way too much money on ombré highlights and see-through dresses.

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed are tongue-ing each other all over Coachella.

You then realized it wasn’t Shailene Woodley when there wasn’t a stream of pretentious bullshit coming out of her mouth.

Kara is too adorable for words.

Is this you? You look amazing in this picture! It’s definitely modeling-portfolio worthy.

If you look carefully, you can see the FedEx logo inside her logo.

“President Ted Cruz.”

OMG WAIT I JUST REALIZED. NO STEPHEN COLBERT EITHER

Seriously. The three party system doesn’t work at the national level yet. If she gets the nomination just vote for her. We don’t need another Bush/Gore fiasco.

If Hillary is the Democratic nominee, people better vote for her. I don’t care if you disagree with some of her policies. We all do. But don’t not vote, or vote for a third party candidate in protest. That would pretty much guarantee a Republican victory, a two-term presidency, and Republican-appointed Supreme Court…

If like me, you think she’s the best of a bad bargain, suck it up and vote for her. Thank you. We have a Supreme Court to think about.

I wouldn’t have been passive, only because I was being bullied myself for being gay. The few friends I did have were the “freaks” and “weirdos”. Oddly enough, while I could stand up for them, I never could stand up for myself.

Welcome to my former dating world where the guys had NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER with the woman buying them dinner, drinks, plane tickets...;-). It’s a balancing act. There are certainly people who are a bit TOO comfortable being wined and dined by other people’s wallets. That’s not great either...

Pulling out your credit card is a great way to find out if you want to see the guy again. If he expresses discomfort at a woman paying, then you know you don’t have to waste your time on a second date.

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

Why does Ashley Parker Angel look like Hipster Gaston?

I was such an outcast in middle school, but managed to be somewhat normal my 8th grade year. The first dance of the year was happening, and my friends all wanted me to go with them. My mother agreed to drive me and pick me up. I told her that I would meet her in the parking lot at 9pm, and under no circumstances was…

I’ll Debbie Downer this competition real fast.