>Paul grew testy when pressed in the interview on the question of exceptions. “I gave you about a five-minute answer. Put in my five-minute answer,” he said.
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Eww I don't know what's worse - his smug hipster face or his airing their dirty laundry publicly for attention.
Keep it coming, Rand. Show the world what an insufferable doucherocket you are. It’s the best part of the Republican candidate clusterfuck.
One of my facebook friends did something similar. She was like “y’all I can’t accept any more friends so I have to create another account.” She’s also been posting her wedding photos one at a time for the last year. Sometimes she deletes then reposts, so they’re always in my newsfeed (or they were until I unfollowed).…
Came for frozen cry-face. Not disappointed.
Omg Dennis Rodman, you’re just *so* popular.
This is a very good and relatable tweet, John Legend
I’ve been wishing this since I was 14 and topped out at my adult height.
Here’s the most important tweet I saw today/ever
I have short hair, haven’t had a ponytail in years, yet Oscar has a collection of ponytail rings, which he loves to slide under the rug, then chase. I have no idea where he found them.
My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.
omg my cat is so much better at finding ponytail rings than I am. like WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
Commenters poured in with example after example of the subtle ways in which they or women they know are worn down.
ON YOUR LEG?????
My cat’s new game is to either lie on me if I’m in bed, or sit on the arm of the sofa next to me, smack me in the face with his claws until I stroke him, and then when I do, try to bite me.
Nooo. I have a Siamese and he doesn’t normally knock off stuff, but he DOES meow a lot in a very annoying crybaby way. I know Siamese are known for this but good god, drop it. He didn’t let me sleep last night.
I've always been curious about this: why are cats always referred to as female in commercials and most media? It just seems sort of odd. Is there a dearth of male housecats out there? If so, does that make my two worth money or something?
What, you guys don’t just randomly push things off of flat surfaces for no apparent reasons? I suppose you don’t rub your head and face over stuff and then claim it to be yours either. Weirdos.