"Go to church."

Drink the shake, Farrah. People can order a mold of your cooter on Amazon. There’s nowhere to go but up.

So many thoughts. “Planet Hollywood still exists?” “So, is the joke that it isn’t a shake? What is it?”

I think the saddest thing I have seen today is I checked Farrah Abraham’s Twitter based on this tweet and she misspelled “pleasant” in her bio.

Several red flags

It looks like maybe she used eyeliner to draw her eyes on upside down?

Yeah my husband and I were stuck in a hotel room for two weeks a couple of months ago. We ended up watching so much HGTV, it all started to blend together: Property brothers/rehab addict/house hunters/house hunters international/income property/love it or list or list it/ in an endless constant loop. And so many of…

TL; DR.

I feel like it’s creepy- like a marionette doll

I’m glad I’m not the only one!!

I completely agree with her that automatically having to tip people is bullshit - I shouldn't have to pay more for service that was just mediocre. HOWEVER, I recognize that it is such an ingrained part of the service industry that if I didn't tip the only person who would be affected is the server, and so I always tip…

Yeah, my father-in-law LOVES the tipping thing, because he loooves being a "regular" at fancy restaurants and getting treated like a king because he tips upwards of 30%. I see it as a sort of nice "buying friends" thing, because it works well for everyone involved, and he's not a difficult customer or anything.

I know, right? Tipping and being at least pleasant to your servers is just a basic way to spread some cheap joy around. I'll sometimes tip more if the person in front of me was an insecure, dickish little girl. Maybe it makes the servers day, or minute, or hour, and maybe they're in turn nicer to someone else that…

How I can tell this hasn't gone on the main page yet - my soul didn't shriek in agony upon reading the greys.

I love to tip.

How many times can it be said that if you can afford to eat out, you can fucking afford to tip? Not enough times, apparently. Jeebus. I love to tip. I loooooove it. I feel frickin' righteous about it. Sometimes, I tip my barista FIFTY percent, btw, even though she or he has spent a mere 60 seconds on my dirty chai tea…

As though Mark Zuckerberg is obliged to tip you more than I am even if we receive the same service:...

It's par for the course. I only do so when I recover from my fainting couch, as the staggering amount of $15/hour caused me to pass out. What would I do with a multitude of riches?

I know when I'm over feeling guilty about something, the first thing I do is shop around a 900-word blog post about it.