Yeah,my SO has the most amazing amount of patience. When he comes home wound up, I realize it's been a REALLY bad day. He's never once been that frustrated with me haha. I can't even imagine how people are pushing his buttons but it makes me sad.

Pale blue dot = Carl Sagan tattoo!

Barbed wire arm bands?

Wow. You are like, soooo hardcore...

I still have a piece of graphite wedged in my side from doing something similar. I can't believe how common that seems to be!

Not a tattoo story, but related: In the documentary "Reel Injun," about portrayals of Native Americans in film, they reveal that in some old Westerns, the Native American actors were told to just say their scripted lines in their mother tongue—but since no one else on set knew their language, they're really saying…

I waited till I was 50 to get a tattoo. I knew no matter what it was I wouldn't live long enough to regret it! And I never have. I now have three. My next tattoo will be my husband's name. After 35 years, I think it's safe to do!!! But you kids, don't ever tattoo a name on your ass. OK?

Oh, man. I knew a girl who came over all excited to show us her new tattoo. She proudly raised her shirt, pushed down her waistband, and displayed the "Sexy Bicth" permanently written on her hip.

Reminds me of my brother's face "tattoo" that he got in elementary school. He was holding his sharpened pencil point-end-up when he moved his face toward his paper, and stabbed himself in the face with his pencil. He still has a little dot of graphite there.

My friend's ex-boyfriend went to Vegas for a weekend and in stereotypical fashion woke up with a sore spot on his ass that turned out to be a tattoo. That tattoo says "SRY 4 PARTYING."

I have a tattoo of Larry David. It's his head on an ant body. I call it "Larry David the piss ant".

Buddy of mine made the mistake of being the first guy to pass out at a party filled with assholes. One of these assholes had a tattoo gun and used it to make a small blue dot on his lip.

Ughhhhhhh. I have a power button between my shoulder blades in solid black.

This reminds me of my very serious, very smart professional lady friend who wears a bandaid on her leg at work because she has a Jesus fish tattoo on her leg from when she was 16 and living in rural Michigan.

I guy I studied abroad with sent me a picture of his tattoo he was getting in one hour. It was a Greek word. He had two accent marks on the word (in Greek, all words have an accent mark over the emphasized syllable, hence there can only be one). I pointed this out to him and told him which one he needed to get rid of.…

What are your interests? YouTube actually has a lot to offer. (I haven't watched all of these channels.)

YouTube is super amazing if you enjoy educational stuff even a little. Almost anything by the Vlog Brothers is generally pretty great. I'm in the same boat as the previous commenter, between youtube and Netflix I don't have a cable subscription.

I can see where she's coming from. Like, what does Madonna's face have to do with Palestine? Do they really care and have an honest opinion or are they just trying to jump on the bandwagon?

Have none of these people ever seen Toddlers and Tiaras? Two year olds have their own age group at these pageants.

No, no, no. You are missing the point.