"...everything has to be boiled down to a simple la-la land for Prozac nation to swallow for their Wal-Mart families."

Every time Tweet Beat posts a Taylor Dayne tweet, someone posts this video. It gives me the smiles.

Yeah, I totally remember that. I was in there the other day, and I was like ohhh, maybe they'll have their new plus size stuff! Nope!

Oh yeah! Did you notice the design for this years' World Cup soccer ball? Brilliant, looks crazy hard to sew. Probably done with glue or robots or I know not what.

Oh, the thing I left out of my first long response — curved seams are not just different, they are *very much* more difficult. Lots of people can sew straight seams fine and not curved ones; or you add steps to production to keep the curves stable, and a new production order is actually expensive and hard to manage;…

Actually, it is more technically difficult to make clothes for curvier (not quite the same as larger) women. (Although I am dubious that this explains much of clothing companies' reluctance, since it's not like they're mostly paying much for labor. They may not be able to handle the quality control.)

Think about…

So wait, they are doing pretty much exactly what we asked and we wish others would follow suit, but let's still find a reason to be critical?

Oh good, I was briefly worried that R. Kelly would do something that WASN'T horrible so I'd have to start saying "he's a pedophile and a rapist but he does at least stand by his kids." Nope! Just a terrible human being wall-to-wall. It's almost refreshing in its simplicity.

My brother's cat sitter texts him photos and videos of his cat while he's away. It's adorable.

You're probably better off with Danielle Steel over Gaiman, as she is the best-selling living author in the world, and also the best-selling American author of all time. We had that at trivia one night and got it wrong.

SHE ATE AN ICE PACK?!

The cage could have been placed too close to the cable, so the dong inside could paw and chew at it.

Actually, I wonder if they were. If they were caged then how did one of them chew through the electrical cord for the AC?

Consumer tip: Don't buy Milk Bone brand air conditioner cables.

This is why I either ask my vet for a recommendation or board there for short stays. The vet can be a little more stressful but I know they sure as fuck aren't going to kill my dog (when he was still alive, he died of old age last May.) Vet boarding is CRAZY $$$$ for birds— it was (no shitting) $1K to get all the…

I wheel allow it.

I feel like this is an advertisement for a snuff film.

I resist because it's a FUCKING KARDASHIAN. STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT THESE FUCKING MORON CELEBRITARDS. JUST FUCKING STOP.

I assumed she meant just everything. I don't know, when my depression is really bad I feel like that - like i just want to not exist and it's just life in general and I don't have the desire to participate in any of it. I do agree though that if she is really struggling and it is a factor in her depression that she'd…