Oh good, I was briefly worried that R. Kelly would do something that WASN'T horrible so I'd have to start saying "he's a pedophile and a rapist but he does at least stand by his kids." Nope! Just a terrible human being wall-to-wall. It's almost refreshing in its simplicity.

My brother's cat sitter texts him photos and videos of his cat while he's away. It's adorable.

You're probably better off with Danielle Steel over Gaiman, as she is the best-selling living author in the world, and also the best-selling American author of all time. We had that at trivia one night and got it wrong.

SHE ATE AN ICE PACK?!

The cage could have been placed too close to the cable, so the dong inside could paw and chew at it.

Actually, I wonder if they were. If they were caged then how did one of them chew through the electrical cord for the AC?

Consumer tip: Don't buy Milk Bone brand air conditioner cables.

This is why I either ask my vet for a recommendation or board there for short stays. The vet can be a little more stressful but I know they sure as fuck aren't going to kill my dog (when he was still alive, he died of old age last May.) Vet boarding is CRAZY $$$$ for birds— it was (no shitting) $1K to get all the…

I wheel allow it.

I feel like this is an advertisement for a snuff film.

I resist because it's a FUCKING KARDASHIAN. STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT THESE FUCKING MORON CELEBRITARDS. JUST FUCKING STOP.

I assumed she meant just everything. I don't know, when my depression is really bad I feel like that - like i just want to not exist and it's just life in general and I don't have the desire to participate in any of it. I do agree though that if she is really struggling and it is a factor in her depression that she'd…

Remember, folks: the only thing that stops a bad guy shooting off a stray bullet is a good guy shooting off a stray bullet, so everyone start shooting in random directions NOW!

Why Does She Have to Say His Name in Every Tweet?

FINALLY!

I'm sure the bag of salt she fed her son (then tried to get rid of) had NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOYS DEATH from toxic levels of sodium.

And how did a kid with "a bewildering array of illnesses" not tip anybody off? It's not as though nobody's aware of Munchausen syndrome.

Just read the whole thing - but I wound up with a huge question. What the fuck kind of hospital puts a feeding tube in a healthy kid just because someone asks them to? Did the kid see any doctors between having the tube put in at nine months and dying at five years old? I assume yes. I mean, don't those things have to…

I actually know a family with one of those pages for their son. Not very well, but they are related to a very good friend of mine. While I'm pretty sure they are legit, and the kid really did have the illness, go through the surgeries and treatment and seems to be doing really well these days, it's kind of weird how…