OMG. If I looked like that without photoshop... I mean I can't even come up with the words...

This is the best Donatella has looked in years!

Yep. I get to take my 5 year old to his dance class every Tuesday morning and we have a standing donut and coffee date after. How is this hard? It's fun as hell, and we might be rushed, but it's fun!!

WTF is up with the "constant exertion" and "no, you can't ever sit down" crap?

My mom did untold amounts of things for us. She also still got to sit down sometimes. She got to sleep most nights. Probably not as much as she would have liked to, but this video would have you believe that after you have a baby you never…

Yeeeah. I saw this come across my FB feed a few times and was like

Somebody I really like and admire posted it, and I was like . . . noooooooooooooo.

A twist I'm surprised didn't happen was that one of the applicants was a single mom in search of a job who had left her kids with a babysitter to do this interview. I would've cheered as she tore that smarmy douche a new asshole.

Ever since the "Nacirema" tribe in Sociology 101 I will never duped by such a thing again! Nice try, Internet!!

I am a mom and it is definitely a lot of work. Different work than my 8-5 corporate gig, but certainly work. But this bugs me for a few reasons.

This is all over my feeds, like the universe wanted to give me more reasons to hide and block more people. And the whole a mother does x, y and z professions for free is so fucking insulting on so many levels to so many people...

I've always liked Chris Martin. Even when he hit that paparazzo, I figured the dude must really have deserved it.

I agree.

I would like my life to be some version of Freaky Friday 2, where I get $100K for 2 hours of partying and Lindsay sits in my small cubicle in my small nonprofit org's office for $14 an hour.

I fully empathize with you friend, I have been there, and you articulate that feeling very well. Keep in mind though, that I was talking about a group of up-till-yesterday happy, healthy kids who committed suicide over high school break-ups, specifically to the exclusion of people who suffer from chronic mental…

Oh god I have TMJ and constantly move my jaw from side to side because it hurts. Hopefully nobody thinks I'm on coke!

I was raised that being on time is a sign of respect.

Did she pay you?

When you can't stop moving your mouth and jaw because you've done so much cocaine. Some people grind. Some people chew. Some people clench.

I was hoping someone would ask this. I'm at work, so I'm afraid to google it.