Probably not the same people

It's disgusting how these people are flaunting their disaster privilege. Not everyone gets to survive a disaster; some of us are unlucky enough not to have experienced public suicide attempts, stabbings or crashes at all. How can I get in on the trend? Do I have to create my own disaster now? Ugh, I'll never be…

Yep, major difference between the selfies of the survivors and the selfies of the gaping assholes on the highway choosing someone's suicide attempt as background.

Not all fruit causes canker sores, but two pineapples at a time, or two liters of OJ, is a fuckton of citric acid. That would definitely tear up your mouth.

I grew up playing with neighbor kids (siblings)whose names all had Chris in them, the boys and girls. Chrystal, Christina, Christian, Christopher jr and just plain ole Chris.

I really want to name my daughter Hermione, but 1) she doesn't exist and 2) I live in a pre-dominantly Spanish-speaking city and I'm afraid she'd get made fun of. If she were real, of course.

Hey, at least they are aiming for her to be taken doggy-style by a KING, not by some non-royal, unemployed jackass. It is aspirational.

Or JAVERY. My god, what an abomination.

My mother named her cat Khaleesi. When she got really fat my mother changed the cat's name to Kolossi.

Speaking of which, rounding up to the nearest million, how many times would you estimate you have been called Beth, Becky or Betty? I'm thinking 10 (million) haha

Great name, do it!!!

You know what? I finally bit the bullet and let my psych prescribe me medication to address my crippling BDD and eating disorder. Coming to that point in this recovery process was so difficult and took admitting a lot of vulnerability. Admitting to myself and my partner that, just because I don't "binge and purge,"…

I love that white truck making a left turn. Just paused to let a red-light running cement truck that almost t-bones him pass and continued on his merry way.

Both this and the linked story seem to be missing a crucial bit of information... how exactly did the letters go missing for 45 years?!

Times like these I'm actually kind of grateful for the unrealistic body/beauty standards in modeling. Because I know for a fact that an outfit makes a model look schlumpy should not be allowed within 10 yards of me.

Adam, you've already created the perfect shirt to explain how I feel about this career choice:

Serious question: If she's so broke, how does she have money for day-to-day expenses? I'm assuming she's already blown through the cash from her show on OWN and, aside from a few bit parts in movies/tv shows, I'm also guessing that she hasn't actually made any money for some time. Do designers still give her…

The best thing that could happen to Lindsay would be to vanish. Seriously, she needs to go away for two to three years. She has never had any sort of normalcy in her life, so it's totally unsurprising she lacks all basic ability to function.

Agreed. Moderation is KEY and for fuck's sake, the kid isn't getting any electronic doo-dad of her own until she can get a job and pay for it herself. A friend of mine bought her kid an iPod Touch and HE IS FIVE YEARS OLD. When we get the kids together, they all play except for him, because he's glued to a screen. …