I thought you were going to say they were all the same girl! Still a good story.

Just the other week, a coworker of mine called in sick. Later that day he reported to us that it was because he had a repetitive strain injury from clicking too much. Ok, I’m willing to accept that repetitive strain injury happens, maybe even from clicking (?...Hesitant to cry foul on that because I’m sure people have…

My coworker just told a story about someone she knew who got hit by a car while she was walking. The driver was backing out of the driveway and hadn’t scraped the frost off the car. I do not understand that. My car has a backup camera and sometimes I feel like I’m overly checking because I look all over the place…

Hahaha...there was this girl in my middle school who carried around a battery-operated curling iron with her all day and would place it on top of her books on her desk. I’ll never forget that.

My mom once asked me if I had been smoking because my jacket smelled like it. I’ve never smoked a single time. It was really sad when she asked me that.

God, period stuff when you’re a teen is so bad. You have no idea how to control it or how your body expels it so that you can keep it from getting everywhere. I am so thankful I’m not that age anymore.

A few years ago I was in love with a guy who was sort of done with me (he was a narcissist and lured me in and then completely threw me away). While we were together, I introduced him to Sigur Rós. I maintain that going to one of their shows will change anyone’s life. So I found out they were coming to town about 6…

I was wondering if that was him. AV Club always uses that picture for him, but I couldn't remember if it was Brett Ratner or someone else.

R U Serial? Is it geared towards girls or is it, like, something that guys now notice?!?!?

JFC. On one hand, that sounds horrifying, but on the other hand, I'm so glad I'm seeing a lot of people here who are vocally against that site. It makes me feel so much better about my chances at happiness in life since I can see that all people aren't like that. Obviously I know all people aren't like that, but…

Great to know! I worry about this too!

If she came here before puberty, her English would be fine, theoretically.

I sort of thought of Lea Michele at first, myself.

I thought of Mila Kunis, but she's married or something and not 26. And not a singer.

Their relationship is so interesting to think about. Like, do they even like each other? I have a hard time imagining them sleeping together in order to have a baby. In my mind's eye I think of them meeting in a sterile clinic environment, silently signing contracts and somehow enabling their sperm and egg to make…

My grandma just died on Friday. She was 88. So I thought about it this week a lot.

I'm almost like, is this even "legal" at restaurants? It seems like you would have to have a reservation.

No kidding. I don't get why people would be mad at this, an inspirational child. It's not like her movie is pushing other movies out of the way, which by the way wouldn't be bad either. Just don't go watch it, people!

Holy cow, I hit a hot-button issue here! :)

Ok, I guess I was mainly remembering the hairstyle that used to use the clips. I have issues getting my roots to be greater than 0.5 mm thick, so maybe I should try this trick!