Recently my mom was talking about getting one of those. My sister and I were like, WTF. Seriously. I don't know a) why she was so interested in getting one, and b) why she didn't know it was bad.

This is why I covet shows where people look more like me - like Super Fun Night. I look like Rebel Wilson and just loved how her weight wasn't any sort of restriction on her life, even though it was TV.

I can't give blood or organs because I'm diabetic, and it sucks. It's a reverse problem!

Thanks for the tip! I'm going to watch it.

I wondered that too. I was reading the manifesto and there are a lot of dreams of having a great life with a beautiful woman who loves him. But after so many formative years hating women, I would think it'd turn out a lot differently if he by some chance achieved that life.

I'm the same way. It's a lesser of two evils kind of thing. I can't really drink plain water unless I'm really thirsty, and it's not something I'll usually choose to drink. I love pop. But I went on a weight loss program at the endocrinologist and he said to drink diet soda. So far I've lost 25 pounds in 3 months and…

They always manage to get right into pores causing all kinds of havoc. I have microbead-size pores.

Yeah, cool that he can just go back to his life forgetting it all while I just had a period that leaked all over all my clothing, which I thought I'd grown out of. But yeah. Anyway, there were copious blood clots there. Oh also, once I had my period for three months and it was so heavy it came out in almost a stream.…

My cousins live there and one goes to this school. It's not a huge town (23,000), but it's a suburb of MSP (though really far out, like 45 minutes away). I think the school is pretty big, looks like 2200.

Those earrings ARE cool.

Is he also the one that said Bey "once" as in the word "once"? That was so funny!

OMG. I hit a goose with my car the other day. It was terrifying, and I felt so bad. It just flew right out in front of me! It shook itself off and walked away, and I tried to find it after I got my composure, but couldn't. It felt like a pretty hard hit, but I guess it was okay.

I had to look that up. That's funny!

At least it's not more about friggin' Pablo Schreiber. Nothing against him, but I am so tired of that storyline.

One time one of those groups bought my lunch in a drive-thru line, and it was on a day where I had almost zero money and for some reason decided to get fast food. I scrounged up my last 2 cents and then Jesus bought my lunch. So nice. Didn't really make me believe in Jesus, though.

I have a degree in the English language, and once I did a paper on the history of spelling. It was interesting. I wonder what the history of spelling in other languages is (i.e. what you just said).

It's the best fucking thing to ever enter my life.

Mine's Baker. People still need me to spell it once in a while because of Jim Bakker, but normally people get it right. They definitely always say it right.

There's this actress named Aoibhinn McGinnity. I guess you pronounce it Ay-veen. She's really pretty.

Idiots. I've had some comments like that from my mom, which is unfortunately another whole different issue.