ME TOO about Simpsons and the rest. I'm a great person now. But I also agree on the stuff like budget and how credit works. I unfortunately didn't learn that from my parents, and I paid for it.

That's true. Today I choked on the air, though, when I went outside in the morning. And my car had trouble going. It started ok, just wouldn't go. And it's not even cold really. Just pain. It's like you don't even register "coldness" anymore. Then when you get inside your body burns up.

Agreed. I absolutely cannot believe that the use of this is deemed acceptable now. Every time I see it (which is about 2x/hour on Gawker) it drives me into a rage. I am going to boycott the American Dialect Society, insofar as a person can do that. It really is because people think it's funny or cute. Honestly, it's a…

I once thought it insane that my sister, who was about 16 at the time, had never heard of REM. This is blowing my mind.

I know of a "Reinee" pronounced "rainy". Ridiculous.

I love giving compliments and do it as often as possible. It seems to me that people never feel good enough about themselves, so hopefully I can help. Usually with women it's about clothes or something. I guess I don't talk to that many guys. I probably say stuff about clothes too, or if it's a work person I say…

I understand you. And there's something my therapist says. Whatever you're feeling is what you're feeling. There's no rules that say you're right or wrong about how you feel. You just have to go with it. I think you're being honest, and that's what matters. I am having a really weird time with my sister's wedding.…

I was sort of thinking about this when watching last night's Colbert where he had a German guy on. I was wondering how much they have to deal with Nazi stuff in present day.

I just love how diabetics get blamed for all the health care problems in the world, and we also apparently cause all these car accidents all the time. Maybe we should just die. That'd take care of everyone's problems.

I found a great one on Etsy once that was like $70. "I can make that," I said. I got all the supplies and here I am 3 years later sans a bracelet.

There were multiple wedding/relationship storylines that I had to actually bring up in therapy because I was so upset by them (because I can't stand to see anyone else happy)

Holy cow. I profess to be a grammar know-it-all, yet I don't think I've ever heard of this!

Jesus. I've never heard that. How graphic!

Remember in the 90s when everyone's wedding color was burgundy? Someone mentioned the word "burgundy" to me recently and I laughed because it reminded me of wedding colors.

I saw this billboard the other week that would be a perfect thing to discuss on here. It was for a jewelry store and said:

It's pretty good. SHH is on Youtube. J'amie is just airing now on HBO.

"Terrible Grammar" button.

I'm interested in the one that says "Mao Tse Tung (Mao Zedong)." It seems weirdly specific or like the person is in a history class right now..

Summer Heights High, I believe, or J'amie, Private School Girl.

I can't take all the credit, or any of it. He did it in a bit on SNL years ago.