I'm in tears over "Now that's a good Friday."

And anus-y.

I love the comments on this article on Jezebel, like this one, far more than the comments on the Gawker one.

My last name is Baker. Once I was in this European history class and the professor goes, "Bakers were the lowest class of people in Medieval times." I'm pretty sure she knew my last name!

Oh shit, this just reminded me that I dressed up as a Native American in like 3rd grade. UGH!! I thought I knew myself!!

HEY! I wore my new Icelandic sweater today for the first time! :D

It's still ridonkulously expensive, though. My friend wondered if Icelanders can deal with it better because they get paid more, or if they pay less taxes, or what. Because it'd be honestly impossible to live there if I were getting paid my current wage, which is a pretty good one. Jesus. I mean, you'd look at…

My friend had it and she said it was sort of bland. I didn't want to try it. To be fair, I think it's fermented, not rotten.

I always wonder why people wear puffy vests in the winter. My torso is never the thing that's cold. It's my arms. They should make puffy sleeves.

Nicki Minaj has her own picture on her phone. That's like a worse version of wearing a band's t-shirt to their concert.

This is exactly what I wanted college to be like. I just wanted to learn what I wanted to learn.

I'm not surprised. Well, I am actually surprised that they took something off. Etsy is notorious for not doing shit when it comes to "policing" users. "Users are not allowed to call out other users" is the frequent statement called out by admins, no matter how egregious the claim.

Me three!!

That isn't very helpful. In fact, it's the opposite of what this post is trying to point out.

Agreed. I would NEVER say anything like that to ANYONE.

Yep, recently I told my mom about a major heartbreak I'm going through. She said, "Well, you've gained a lot of weight recently. Maybe he just isn't interested anymore because of that. I think you should lose weight and send him a photo of yourself happy and thin, and he'll think twice."

It's like, I sort of know…

I got run through the fucking ringer as the oldest child. I was also very, very smart in high school and had the highest GPA in my class. I fell back a little in college due to academic rigors (not necessarily not being smart), and now constantly feel like a major disappointment to my family. I've actually apologized…

In Minnesota we call Minneapolis and St. Paul "the cities" and the Mississippi is "the river", at least when you're in the cities.

That was my face exactly, except it went even further into a jaw drop.

What does it mean when she says, "good thing this pregnant diabetic is pregnant"? I can't even come up with a possible meaning.