Once, one of my coworkers went to Nicaragua for his daughter's wedding. He was so full of himself that he changed his iPhone signature and made sure to send an email to the entire company. At the end was "Sent via my iPhone in Nicaragua." OH, CONGRATS, DUDE. Some of us started using it for fun after that.

I was like, "Have you not seen Lost?" I just started rewatching it. He is a very attractive human.

I really like it. As someone who is extremely sensitive to "fat jokes", I haven't been upset at all by this show. Also, I haven't noticed that many of them. I don't know if I'm tuning them out or what. I've only seen the first two episodes.

Wow! And she's a girl! I learned 2 new things.

Yeah! That's one of my favorite songs of all time.

G Cat is tiny! I always thought he was big.

Jesus.

If you go there to get one, do you have to order, "One bucket for the cure, please! Original recipe!" Or, "One breast cancer bucket." Or does it just automatically go to the cure? Does it go to The Cure the band? Are you buying chicken for The Cure?

I like to buy things in person for a few reasons: 1) I can have the stuff right away, 2) I can look at it before I get it, in the case of certain books or things I need to match color on (I buy a lot of art supplies), and 3) It's a hassle to get stuff at my apartment. They usually have to leave the package at a place…

Yay, we're not alone!

I passionately love Sufjan, but I'm a little annoyed about how he's all over mentioning her body. Hopefully that's just part of the humor. I'm going to stick to that and continue to imagine that we are married.

She's so wonderful. We're so lucky to have her in the world. And think what kind of role model she is for young girls!

My problem with exfoliation is that, if you go the face wash with particles route, the particles always create blackheads of their own!!! They're the worst! I just removed one two days ago. So I just use a face scrubber and normal face wash now (except when I forget, like I did last week, or think "maybe this time…

Jesus, that is heartbreaking. I'm so sorry. Thanks for sharing.

Awesome!

Did he accept your friend request?

I have some real doozies, but I'll choose the one that's on my mind because the anniversary is around now. Around 6 years ago (I was 25), I started a new job in my company. A new guy had also just started. He was CUTE. The first time I saw him I probably didn't think I'd marry him (I had a boyfriend at the time), but…

Last night I saw three different commercials that used hash tags. Rage.

That's a good point. I spend quite a bit of time bumming myself out about being overweight and other ways of not being attractive. Sometimes I try to tell myself that I am attractive in some way, and sometimes I'm just depressed about it. If I could eliminate all of that, I'd be such a better person. My life would be…

For some reason that doesn't strike me as that weird, nor does the toothbrush. I guess if stuff is left on the floss that's pretty gross, but if you wipe it off or something it doesn't seem that bad. I don't know why I'm writing all of this out. I'm just outing myself as a terrible person.