My dad and stepmom had a registry (they were like 48 and 50) and they got 2 Kitchen Aid mixers and gave one to my sister because she likes cooking better. F that. Meanwhile she's getting married now and I probably will never will and won't even have the PRIVILEGE to get hundreds of dollars or a multitude of gifts or…

Hey, I have La Font glasses!!! Actually Issy & La. I love them.

I love eBay saved searches or whatever they're called for things like this. It checks every day for your keywords. Just the other day I got an email saying there was a pair of shoes I've had on the saved search thing for at least a year and a half.

I think she should do a more serious role instead of always being in some form of comedy. I liked her in "Derailed". Although this one might not be a comedy. I don't know.

You mean for the past 5 years? I feel like the show just redoes that plotline over and over again. How many situations can they use to offend each other? Jesus, it's horrible.

Just today I was thinking I'm the Pippa of my family. Not because of my butt, but because my younger sister is getting married and probably having kids, and is the apple of everyone's eye, and I'm just a lump of skin in the background.

Okay. You know what I meant.

I probably do.

So glad to hear that it's been proven what smart people knew all along, that it's a chemical thing and not "you just need to cheer up".

This idea was on Amy Schumer a couple weeks ago. Wonderful that it's real!!

Has anyone ever seen La Cara Oculta? OMG what a great movie.

I'm in awe. At this point in my life, I can only go 2 days. My hair is really fine and my head sweats if I look at something too fast. Day 2, also, is dry shampoo day, so it's not even like I don't "clean" it. So jealous.

I made it through the whole thing. I get a medal! I really just wanted to figure out what it meant. "Why did I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts." WTF does that mean? Did I hear it wrong?

I'm "lucky" (or not) that my leg and arm hair is blond and like 1/1000 of a millimeter thick. If I don't shave, you can't see it. Armpit hair, not so much. I got conned into thinking I needed to have smooth armpits by the Dove corporation. I do now. But am I happier for it??? Am I???

I was pretty chagrined until I saw Alt-J on there. I haven't seen that video, but the Breezeblocks one is really good. Oh well, back to not caring about this whatsoever.

Also, it's "y'all".

Re: the donut tweet - I think this thought about motorcyclists without helmets. I saw one idiot doing that on the (busy) interstate the other day. Hope you made peace with your family, dude.

BECAUSE OF.

I think I have Year Brain. This week is fucking annoying the hell out of me more than usual though, which was not helped by the unexpected discovery that Lime Skittles have been discontinued. Imagine my reaction when I bit into the long-awaited piece of what I thought was sweet citrus goodness and instead tasted green…

People! It's not normal!! Pastries too, though.