I went to school there! YAY!

Does anyone else get irritated by the usage of "Because [one word]" in today's society? I would really like to live in a world where this isn't cool to write. I hate it so, so much. Just add more words so that it's actually a sentence. It's not cute. Going off to cry in my room now for all those sentences that were…

Shortened "Get the fuck out of here"?
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Same here!

Thank you! Jesus, I think about it basically every moment. A bunch of people are commenting about if they should gently tell their friend that the friend is overweight. F OFF. Seriously. Should I tell you "Oh, I'm sorry, but I just care so much about you and I have to tell you that you have a lazy eye! I just want you…

It's just not your problem. Nobody is oblivious to the fact that they're being unhealthy. People know that smoking or being overweight is unhealthy. You telling them is not going to make the situation any better. If my friends said something like that to me, I'd be mortified and angry and I'd consider ending the…

She looks like a mannequin!

I just saw tigers at the zoo (Siberian). One of them roared, which was something I don't think I've heard before. It was loud. I love big cats. They act just like my little cat. One rubbed its butt on some rock and rolled over on its back. :D

Me too!

I am trying this. I found a random teen and tweeted, but didn't actually follow her. I like the idea. It's a different perspective on life. I don't need to find something dumb about her, though. Probably a problem about this whole thing is people wanting to show that teens are dumb in some way.

I love her pants in that photo!

Is he saying that Tebow is 26 or thereabouts? WHAT THE FUCK? HE IS 25!

I'm diabetic, so obviously they're going to discuss my weight when I go. However, I'm terrified about it. I've been putting off going to my diabetes checkup for months and considering changing doctors. I almost want to call and say not to discuss it, but I'm sure they'd be like "Um, WTF".

Yeah, I considered that as well (that she has lost the weight). It reminds me of The September Issue where they just piece together different photos.

One of those stick-your-head-through-the-hole board things.

That "photo" of Khloe is the Photoshoppiest Photoshop Photo of all time.

I think you'll find that it's Farts and Procreation, as referenced on Comedy Bang Bang.

Downton Abbey's 1920s dresses are so pretty - especially ones that Mary wore. I don't normally notice clothes on TV that much. I could never wear them, though, I don't think - not the right body.

No worries, just a clamp. It does look weird, though. Like, what is it clamped to?

At my work I've had a few inconsistent hello-sayers. Some days they are cheerful as can be and say hello, and the next they ignore me. I feel like a moron if I say hi on an ignore day. I don't like those people.