Celexa, Wellbutrin, Trazodone, Metformin, Insulin, iron supplements, multivitamins, and Vitamin D. Yep.

It just annoys me that she's all "My life has been so terrible" when she knowingly did it to herself. I have no sympathy.

That's the worst friggin' handwriting I've ever seen! That looks so bad. And like it was written with a Bic pen. OMG. OMGOMGOMG

Also, in the first sentence, Funicello has a zero instead of an o.

Agreed. "What a big responsibility!" like she's a toddler that just got a puppy.

Can we just talk about how you can't just get married at whatever age you want?! It's not like you can go out, find a husband at some certain age, and then get married. I hate how so many people just tell you to get married as if it's as easy as getting groceries. Don't you think I would be married if I could? This is…

Me five. For shame!

I know, I swore it was like 3 MONTHS ago. Plus, a child with 3 last names!

Also fuck you.

Noooo! *I* am dating Nicky Kroll!

What women's section? Oh, you mean the two racks they have left of old-looking sweaters and bizarrely designed tops? They didn't even have jeans the last time I went. Usually they have t-shirts, which I do like and get a lot of because they have a lot of colors and are $8-10, but that's about it. Screw them!

They have a lot of ruching in their clothes, which I like. Once i had to get a maternity swimsuit bottom, but it was fine!

Thanks!

I've never been able to buy anything there because I'm too big. Just the other day I got a catalog and I was like, FU.

I KNEW something was wrong about that whole thing.

Can we please move on from this story, humanity? It's not funny or scandalous anymore, if it ever was. I am tired of reading about it.

FASHION PLATES! OMFG

Same here! One of the only animated gifs I don't despise.

I was thinking to myself, "Is this some kind of new phrase that I don't know about?"

No difference! You are just supposed to give two things from the registry. This sucks for women because showers are a woman thing. So women have to buy two or more things and guys no more than 1.