I know, I swore it was like 3 MONTHS ago. Plus, a child with 3 last names!

Also fuck you.

Noooo! *I* am dating Nicky Kroll!

What women's section? Oh, you mean the two racks they have left of old-looking sweaters and bizarrely designed tops? They didn't even have jeans the last time I went. Usually they have t-shirts, which I do like and get a lot of because they have a lot of colors and are $8-10, but that's about it. Screw them!

They have a lot of ruching in their clothes, which I like. Once i had to get a maternity swimsuit bottom, but it was fine!

Thanks!

I've never been able to buy anything there because I'm too big. Just the other day I got a catalog and I was like, FU.

I KNEW something was wrong about that whole thing.

Can we please move on from this story, humanity? It's not funny or scandalous anymore, if it ever was. I am tired of reading about it.

FASHION PLATES! OMFG

Same here! One of the only animated gifs I don't despise.

I was thinking to myself, "Is this some kind of new phrase that I don't know about?"

No difference! You are just supposed to give two things from the registry. This sucks for women because showers are a woman thing. So women have to buy two or more things and guys no more than 1.

What's really annoying is that some people only put stuff on the registry that's $100. So, great, now I have to buy two $100 things because you didn't think about that. For weddings, people don't usually get stuff off the registry. For babies, people get other stuff though.

At bridal showers you get household items that you registered for at Bed, Bath, & Beyond. You send out an invitation with a map to the house and a little slip of paper saying where you're registered. Then you get all the stuff from the registry.

Also, even if he wasn't a subsistence hunter, he did save the cub's life. I frankly think that that IS a good example of humanity and not something that should be written off so harshly.

I love how it's just on a price tag, too, and kind of peeling off. I feel like the bar code should be engraved on a silver plate on a chain that is temporarily sewn in to the shirt. It doesn't seem like price tag making equipment should even go up that high.

byrå = bureau! I love words.

I looked at these pictures on Yahoo and they were like "This is the worst hair ever" but I thought it looked great. Glad to see I wasn't the only one.

I'm sure they know about it and pick things that are easily cleaned; also, the slime is probably easily cleanable.