I once had my period for 3 months. THREE MONTHS. I think I commented about this before, but it was an extremely heavy flow too, like one super plus tampon every couple hours. It was horrifying and I don't know how I lived through that much blood loss. (It was PCOS)

I'd think a lot of people talk about stuff like that with their friends. Family - different story.

Thank you...I thought that was ridiculous! I assume and know that 100% of my friends have not! How is it all of a sudden so common to shoplift? How horrifying.

What the hell! I've never shoplifted! What kind of people do you know?!

I also wondered if there are similar laws for medical information - at my job we had this huge long training because we were getting some kind of medical group as a client and it was like, if you so much as remember someone's name outside of work you'll get fired.

I was just commenting flippantly and like an old person. You're right. I didn't even realize it was Lily Allen.

Yeah, I get ya.

You're probably right!

I didn't realize it was Lily Allen. I thought it was that one girl from Modern Family (The other one not in custody battles)

Eh, it doesn't. I was just being crochety for no reason.

Am I supposed to be annoyed by a teenager/early 20-er texting during a very good movie based on a very good book she probably hasn't even heard of? Because I am.

Right. Right!!

Funnily, this was from the UK (But I get ya).

We used it for everything in the feline rescue shelter I worked at. We couldn't use a lot because it would harm the cats, but it was like 1/4 cup per gallon (or two or more, can't remember). Cleaned everything from floor to ceiling with it twice a day. It was still so nauseating to be around so much bleach though. But…

Finally the baby rumors are actually true. It must be a special day in the tabloid office when that happens (extra special when it's the most important baby ever to be born, including Jesus).

Re: dating online instead of a bar - I don't necessarily think that a bar is the ideal first option for a dating person, especially nowadays. I don't agree that online dating is something that ugly people are forced to do because they're ugly. I actually find that statement kind of offensive. But I'm ugly, so maybe…

Louis CK sells it on his website, but I don't know if that's for US only too or what. Edit: whoops, I guess not. You're probably ahead of me in the times. Edit edit: try google play:…

This is reminding me of my horrible year last year where I'd frequently have maybe $20 per 2 weeks and a neverending nervous stomach ache. It is something that really makes you understand certain things about life. And it makes you really fucking grateful when you get out of it.

I'd say Maroon 5 is the decline of Western Civilization.

In my quest to conquer do-it-yourselfness, I've learned a lot about woodworking and metal working, and it's so satisfying. My favorite power tool is my Multi-Max. I also love/hate going into woodworking or hardware stores and knowing what I'm doing. Half the time I feel like people are impressed and half the time…