We used it for everything in the feline rescue shelter I worked at. We couldn't use a lot because it would harm the cats, but it was like 1/4 cup per gallon (or two or more, can't remember). Cleaned everything from floor to ceiling with it twice a day. It was still so nauseating to be around so much bleach though. But…

Finally the baby rumors are actually true. It must be a special day in the tabloid office when that happens (extra special when it's the most important baby ever to be born, including Jesus).

Re: dating online instead of a bar - I don't necessarily think that a bar is the ideal first option for a dating person, especially nowadays. I don't agree that online dating is something that ugly people are forced to do because they're ugly. I actually find that statement kind of offensive. But I'm ugly, so maybe…

Louis CK sells it on his website, but I don't know if that's for US only too or what. Edit: whoops, I guess not. You're probably ahead of me in the times. Edit edit: try google play:…

This is reminding me of my horrible year last year where I'd frequently have maybe $20 per 2 weeks and a neverending nervous stomach ache. It is something that really makes you understand certain things about life. And it makes you really fucking grateful when you get out of it.

I'd say Maroon 5 is the decline of Western Civilization.

In my quest to conquer do-it-yourselfness, I've learned a lot about woodworking and metal working, and it's so satisfying. My favorite power tool is my Multi-Max. I also love/hate going into woodworking or hardware stores and knowing what I'm doing. Half the time I feel like people are impressed and half the time…

HOLY SHIT

I feel like people in England do it ALL THE TIME on everything, such as Twitter and Facebook, but more just an x or xx. Edit: Whoops, I guess I'm not the only one to comment this.

Yes, that too!

This article may as well have read "Bangs. Bangs. Bangs. Bangs." Because that's all I noticed. Also, holy shit, she looks EXACTLY the same in EVERY picture. It almost looks photoshopped.

I don't know who these people are who expect you to give them their coats all the time. I would never expect anything from a guy. Christ, if a guy holds a door for me I'm thrilled. I get why it's supposed to be funny, but again it's just like "uuuuhhhhhh, women suck because they always want my coat!" rather than "Hey,…

Hello, fellow Minnesotan! Wearing a dress in winter is fucking torture. I usually have to do that for Christmas, but that's about it. Tights can help, but not much. I also think it's valid to complain about cold when it's really cold, like 14 below or whatever. If you have to be out at all, no matter how many clothes…

There are a couple polar bears at the zoo nearby (Como Zoo in St. Paul). Once I went there during the winter when it was really cold and they were frolicking in the snow and going in and out of the water (which must have been heated, I guess...part of the water goes inside a building). I was like, you guys are crazy.…

I am so glad that this article and others like it exist. I face this not only for fatness, but for diabetes. Every single day I come across someone who expresses some concern about not getting diabetes and it's like everyone is saying that I'm basically fucked forever. I have to live for the rest of my life with this,…

I only saw tiny clips, but I'm already annoyed that she didn't even attempt any kind of different speech. Just 2012 Lindsay Lohan talking here.

THAT's why they look so fucking weird!!!

WTF is going on with Rob Pattinson's face??? It looks like he was originally looking to the side, and they photoshopped in a different face that was looking forward.

I've posted on AV Club for 5 or 6 years now and it's mostly guys there. I'd say it's gotten worse over the years. Many days now they are just awful people. All women are either fuckable or disgusting. It's not possible to have any kind of woman appear in any fashion without a discussion about her sex appeal. I don't…

My version was like this: Baaaaaaaaaaaa setenya babadisibaba / situuuuuu enya maaa / hey manama hey manama bana. Huh.