Spurs mattered to Chelsea just now.

Look, I don’t care who you support and you probably shouldn’t give two shits about who I support, either. I’m just bored of fuckbois who show up in the comments section of *any* soccer post with some version of “LOL well [Team Y] sucks so this is all irrelevant,” and think they’re adding anything original. Be funny,…

Harry Kane breathes through his mouth so that he can taste your fear.

It’s called “friendship”. Look it up. Believe it or not, adult male humans can interact with one another beyond competition.

BECAUSE THE SEASON ISN’T OVER YET!!! YOU MUST BE FOCUSED TOWARD THE NEXT GOAL!! GREEN BAY IS THE ONLY THING THEY SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT!!!!

Eli, sadly, was not invited

He was our OC the year the Ravens went to the Super Bowl and was a reason they made it there. I wish him all the best and hope that doctors can address whatever’s going on.

The number of stud NBA ready gaurds in college ball is staggering.

Luckily for the Bills, franchise quarterbacks are a dime a dozen and they should have no problems picking one up late in the draft.

NO-DAD LAD LANDS BADBOY JABS

Highlight Truthering: I like the decision to go with that dunk for the obvious awesomeness, but in rotating away from the defender it actually looked to help ensure he was successful in scoring and not having the ball swatted away.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

Just so I am clear. You are putting an anonymous Kinja commenter on one side of the scale. You put the President Elect of the United States (the next in line for the most powerful position in the world) on the other side of the scale. You find each one committing the same offense and your conclusion is “oh well, both…

Never forget, Newt was the guy who literally served his wife divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer surgery. And then cheated on the women he left her for (and married) with the woman who became his current/3rd wife. And once told a girlfriend that he could only have oral sex with her (him receiving, of…

Yep, if only he’d had players like Larry Bird who had good fathers, oh wait......Bird’s dad was a drunk who killed himself.

“Everyone is not exactly like me, which makes my job of relating to people and getting the best out of them harder.”

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*

Ain’t nothing wrong with that. Ain’t nothing wrong at all. Good dad.

More like this please

Hockey is the only professional team sport I watch anymore.