What does sad goose stepping look like?

I assumed the pixilated portion of the first photo covered up Bill Simmons lips...

What a good boy, shitting outside.

Maybe if he’d kept his Large White Ass out of the sun it would have been more coherent about the US’s nuclear policy this evening...

85mph right over the plate and he didn’t even turn around? Grooved. Good.

85 mph, down the center of the plate? It was grooved and it might be Colon’s best career pitch.

I have Jim Valvano’s ESPY speech on the wall in my office - the part where he talked about three things you should do every day: laugh, spend some time in thought, and have your emotions moved to tears. It seems like all can do is the tears part today...

Dee Gordon crossing the plate was one of the most gut punch emotional sports moments I have felt in awhile.

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

Prayers to his family & friends. That looks like the face of a man that would have been a fun guy to know.

Has anyone from the privileged class established what form of protest against systemic racism they are totally chill with witnessing?

Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

Martin Shkreli pops up a lot for a guy who must be getting kicked in the nuts by a stranger every 5 minutes.

Just last night, one of my teammates was complaining about his girlfriend being moody, to which I replied: “Have you been fingering her?”

Is this show still on at midnight too? I say bump All Takes Matter and Skip’s Shit Fest and give her that entire time slot.

God, she deserves a better platform than FS...

If he was a real man he’d do all his masturbating alone, furiously, in a real log cabin. Its the most important rule of claiming to have a reclusive mountain hut. You think Lumberjacks have an attractive olympic athlete to help them in the freezing cold? Fraud. Absolute fraud

“your mother, that’s who.”