Sorry. I vowed that I’ll never let myself love again when Creed broke up.

Because it’s the job of every prequel to give you answers to questions you didn’t care about, like how taxation on galactic trade routes led to the rise of the Empire, and how Wolverine got that jacket he wore in X-men, and look at that little tyke... he’s the guy that’s in the background of the Mos Eisley Cantina.

If I know my government bureaucracies, I have a feeling it will be someone somewhat less qualified than Coulson to run S.H.I.E.L.D.

Seriously. But let’s just make Hill the director already! (After an awesome fight). She got left out of Civil War, How I Met Your Mother is over... I want us to work towards Director Hill and Deputy Director Johnson, like from the 2011 comics. Oh, and now that Neal Mcdonough is done with Arrow, lets get a Dum Dum LMD…

I would extend this advice to anyone asking for help, with pretty much anything. If a doctor asks you where it hurts and you tell him “Everywhere!”, he’ll be forced to conclude that you’re dying. As a result, you’re probably not going to get much done about the pain in your knee.

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You ever think Frank Miller has a problem with women?

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Nope ‘cause when I see her picture my imagination is all full of other things.