My body can’t handle takes this hot.

Howard has the physical tools to dominate the game that few ever could dream of but he doesn’t cause he’s soft as silk. I don’t think I’ve ever thought Dwight Howard ever gave a fuck about playing the game of basketball.

This girl can straight ball but I was more pumped when the walk-on senior drained that corner 2 near the end of the game. I got chills.

My wife loves Peeps, but only after they have become hard enough to build a deck with, and only the original yellow ones.

Damn there are a lot of cranky dudes around here. These are cool. We get it we won’t walk on your lawns in our awesome self-lacing shoes.

I’m usually all about shitting on the NFL’s backwards policies but in this case they are correct. There are plenty of things that are perfectly legal that would get me suspended/fired on the spot from my job. This kid likes his weed, this isn’t his second failed test, as I read it it’s his 6th. Sorry if I’m not buying…

*Dying

I know I’d spend at least a little time laughing at the asshats that got caught stealing from Amazon everyday on the screen, so I imagine they are, in fact, losing productivity.

I still can’t imagine what was going on in the minds of Marriott’s people and thinking they should fight this thing out in court. At first I was like 70 mil??? that’s obscene, but the longer it goes on the more I hope she gets every penny.

I think my favorite part of every Steph highlight is how his opponents react. They just look crushed. It’s hilarious.

So you’re telling me the big fish are eating up the little fish. Huh, I’m stunned at this truly shocking information.

This is why you never stick your dick in crazy. And, if by some mistake you have stuck your dick in crazy before knowing it was crazy, you must stop sticking your dick in crazy immediately.

Two steps but still not a travel.

This shit is terrible. If this is the best the rap game has to offer today than I might as well just keep waiting for Amazon to drop Mobb Deep and Wu-Tang albums to their prime libraries.

I’ll be over in the corner believing the How to Train Your Dragon movies are the best animated films.

I thought they were until I read this.

I’ll put up with it for no other reason than Melissa Rauch. The first seasons were funny. The past few have been pretty bland. They advertised a big shocker coming and my wife and I both said someone needs to be pregnant because that’ll be the only chance they have to rescue the show.

Exactly, if he had been a true threat all of those skeletons would have come crashing out.

Noooooooooooo. :(

Oh I agree there. He actually ran into a bit of bad luck having 2 really strong candidates in front of him. There is no doubt that he has been aiming for the White House for years and has been groomed by the Dems to assume the role.