Cue amazing Aubrey Plaza dance number.

I live in California and have had this happen. Ready to beat this guy on the street to death, somewhere in the middle of us throwing horrible insults at eachother we realize we have friends in common, and share common interests. We ended up having a beer instead and now I play Frisbee with him every Wednesday night.

*Why does Machete Guy’s girl keep getting out the car?

This is exactly why you should never go cheap when buying a machete to keep in your car for street fights.

Seriously. All the What The Fuck. New York City is now experiencing a What The Fuck shortage because of these people.

The most pertientent question is not being asked by anyone. That question is:

The Bin is mighter than the Sword.

Double Dragon was my favorite arcade game.

I feel like Bam Margera is responsible for all of this...somehow...

I was not upset watching his highlights reel until he destroyed the red BMW convertible. An E30 generation BMW is a desirable collectible. Even if this one was trashed, it will still likely have some value as a parts car.

Not only did he dab, he said “Dab” right as he dabbed.

Now, when we say ‘Dab’ and ‘Dabbed’, do we mean some sort of fucked up terrible dance move, or do we mean hitting a pen stocked with weed oil/hash?

Is it the second? Please tell me it’s the second.

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EDIT: I finally caved and watched the video.
What in the actual fuck?
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Is this what being old feels like? :(

*hits dab…

There is a very strong part of me that wants to become this guys friend. Get in the “inner inner” circle of his army. Become a general. A very respected and important member.

And of course the Splits Guy is his fucking brother.

I thought we covered that on “insane whiteboy shit”

First. What CommonPerson said. Sort of. Puppeteering involves a lot more than simple voice acting. The full nuance of movement and physical performance. And often a hell of a lot of improvisation. There’s significant differences between how 2 performers portray a roll, even when the voices are dead on the same. The…

The Entertainment Industry is a pretty heartless one, and the idea that his guy thought he was safe seems the product of either horrible naivete, or a raging ego. Or both?

Although I appreciate Billy West and other voice actors, you must remember that this isn’t voice acting. It’s puppeteering. To be a puppeteer, you must not only duplicate the acting, but you have to learn how to perform the puppet, practice the syllable movements with the puppet’s mouth, and essentially become one…

Considering how easily they replaced Kevin Clash as Elmo—and he helped define the role in ways Whitmire never could as Kermit—all voice actors have to realize that they are replaceable. These characters are greater than any individual performer behind them.

Kermit’s not on Sesame Street because he’s not part of the Sesame Workshop. Those characters went to Sesame Street, and the rest, as well as the name “Muppet,” went separately to the Jim Henson Company long before it became part of Disney - I think it was nearly two decades ago now? Sesame got the Muppet characters…