When did we lose grasp of the concept of “turning something off” when confronted with media we don’t enjoy?

Well, Jeni’s is a centrist psyop nearly wholly funded by SDK Knickerbocker to funnel money away from Unilever/Ben & Jerrys - plus the ice cream pales in comparison to grocery store staples like Tillamook. Disappointed to see it getting so much free press here.

Sorry you’re mad on the internet. Amazon will ship you replacement diapers with free 2-day shipping if you’re a Prime member.

40% of cops can name all 151 Gen-1 Pokemon. Don’t believe me?

The LAPD’s annual budget is north of $3 Billion and they’re set for an increase. Most cops earn over $100k a year. Their incompetence and impotent rage is on display everywhere you go.

They are simply beanie babies you can’t cuddle

I really think this is mostly a bit and the break-up of Gary Sanchez rest nearly entirely on Adam’s desire to go more political. Anchorman 2 being the last time the two worked together doesn’t necessarily work as a point because McKay still produced the Daddy’s Home movies and Ferrell’s tragicomic side would not have…

I don’t have a stand mixer or even a hand mixer (gasp!) in my small apartment so I’ve taken to just using cooled brown butter in most of my baking projects just because it’s easier to cream by hand.

I almost bought these - it looked good, then looked at user reviews on other sites. The glass lids aren’t tempered and will shatter with sudden changes of temperature (such as being over a hot pan and then transferred to a room-temp surface) they’re not dishwasher-safe as advertised, and I realized I have a Cuisinart c…

I almost bought these - it looked good, then looked at user reviews on other sites. The glass lids aren’t tempered…

Put yourself in the shoes of a 60 year old white CEO hiring a new VP. (Remember that in this scenario, much like your real life, your dick doesn’t work and you have to wear diapers when you sleep.)

lol thank you for your service.

Not one cryptodweeb can explain how NFTs are an investment when there is practically no resale market. They’re purchases. Well, they’re a front for money-laundering, but also, they’re just purchases.

Why is your profile picture a pic of you reading a negative review or a show you’ve already decided is good?

The nearest Portillos is about an hour and a half away from me on a good traffic day, 2 plus on a normal one.

No, I’m gonna call “asshole move” on this one.

For what it’s worth, I ALSO want to make a Disney+ show. I don’t need an article about my desire, but I would like an advance from Disney for my (intention to) work.

No, my inference about OP is right.

Kinda sucks that otherwise rational progressive people are still judgmental of face tattoos. I don’t have one, don’t want one - but come on, in the year of our lord 2021 you have to recognize it’s a personal choice, not some indicator of moral failing.

I downloaded the game bc it looked like a fun way to kill a few minutes - the racism and pedophilia encouragement got me to sign off partway through my 3rd game.

Looking forward to seeing Jim Valentino tie himself in logic knots trying to kneecap this union.