And only because of this park ;)

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

That was a group text, Antonio, not a grope text.

Hamilton looks like he sells speed at the bowling alley.

About a week ago, Hamilton invited me to take part in a “yogurt-tasting” video in what I assumed to be a feeble attempt to expand his brand as a guy who consumes and blogs about yogurt. justify his continued employment beyond month-end!

It’s raining (se)men.

What's wide, hard, and covered in semen? The field outside of this bull semen factory that exploded. 

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Semen Storage Blows Its Load

Cum On, Feel The Noize!

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?

Seconding this. I took multiple long breaks during Blood and Wine because I liked the feeling that there were more adventures out there. Such a phenomenal game.

“The game officials will be held accountable for the error through the Conference’s game evaluation and disciplinary process,”

I have the same issue with Breath of the Wild and my wife still refuses to watch All Good Things, the final episode of Star Trek:TNG for similar reasons. 

And on behalf of users, I would just like to point out take making users periodically reset their password is no longer considered good security practice, so stop doing it maybe you wouldn’t have so many people locking themselves out.

Oh man, another “players can help me” thing. Call me a grumpy old man or whatever, but I really hope none of that is necessary to complete the game and that I can just play the game by myself. Kojima was constantly saying that the creature he fought was just fodder in terms of alien enemies you fight and it just makes…

Mr. Ped 

They already tried that at Santa Anita.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.