And only because of this park ;)

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

I peg Hamilton Nolan as more of a bubble gum guy.

What are the odds that the reason so many GMG bloggers are pissed off about the flavored vape ban is because they all vape cotton candy flavored e-juice like the insufferable assholes they act like?

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

That was a group text, Antonio, not a grope text.

Hamilton looks like he sells speed at the bowling alley.

About a week ago, Hamilton invited me to take part in a “yogurt-tasting” video in what I assumed to be a feeble attempt to expand his brand as a guy who consumes and blogs about yogurt. justify his continued employment beyond month-end!

It’s raining (se)men.

What's wide, hard, and covered in semen? The field outside of this bull semen factory that exploded. 

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Semen Storage Blows Its Load

Cum On, Feel The Noize!

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?

Seconding this. I took multiple long breaks during Blood and Wine because I liked the feeling that there were more adventures out there. Such a phenomenal game.

“Funko Pop: Gettin Some Head”

“The game officials will be held accountable for the error through the Conference’s game evaluation and disciplinary process,”

I have the same issue with Breath of the Wild and my wife still refuses to watch All Good Things, the final episode of Star Trek:TNG for similar reasons. 

He can team up with Peter as a crime-fighting duo (or at least making sure that the HOA covenants are being adhered to...)

And on behalf of users, I would just like to point out take making users periodically reset their password is no longer considered good security practice, so stop doing it maybe you wouldn’t have so many people locking themselves out.