Somebody should have done this to Zack Snyder and David Goyer’s hard drive when they wrote Batman vs. Superman.

Next do Kinja!

But Mr. Threepwood! Didn’t you hear from the users at other Kinja sites? That’s just a *mild* inconvenience you’ll eventually get over! And nested comments? Who needs them! They’re just messy and distracting!

They were wearing red shirts, what did they expect to happen?

He quit Game of Thrones to be in the Transporter reboot. I guess he was bound to make a good decision eventually?

Emma Stone will take his place.

Only if you sign up for Prime.

Yeah, but for a lower price, are you getting the same amount of smug superiority?

Well, plot twists and torture. Like...60% plot twists, 35% torture. 5% surprise pumas.