Yeah, agreed. If that was the case, then you could say that the NYT also denies climate change because they’ve run op-eds from Bret Stephens.

Belichick was there because the alternative was going to the spa with his boss.

Not necessarily. In California, if someone with a DUI conviction drives drunk and kills someone, they can be charged with murder (which normally requires proof of intent) because they were aware of the risks. I’d argue the same thing is true if you don’t vaccinate your kid.

I’ll fully admit to making the mistake of not reading the label of an edible carefully enough (in my defense, I was drunk when I ate it) and practically clawing my eyes out overnight. That said, they really need to standardize the labels to show how much an appropriate serving is. In my case, the label on the edible…

As the parent of a 6-month old who is up to date on her vaccines but still susceptible, good. The next step should be to charge any parent who’s unvaccinated child gets anyone else sick to be charged with aggravated assault with intent to cause bodily harm.

King Ghidorah “will lay waste to Fenway Park.”

Was that...a Billy Zabka sighting at 2:10?

While I agree with your take on the old Butterfingers (which I’m hoping the new, “improved” recipe fixes), try the Butterfinger Cups. Those things are phenomenal.

I’m normally a fan of self-checkouts, but there are a few things that need improving:

You, sir, are the reason why they have camera at each self-checkout.

I just saw this and my stomach dropped. If the worst does come to pass (and, unfortunately, the odds say it will happen sooner rather than later), I think they should just end Jeopardy. The only other acceptable host would be Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek.

Should we take bets on whether Winds of Winter takes longer to come out than Chinese Democracy did? GnR took almost 11 years on Chinese Democracy. July will mark 8 years since A Dance With Dragons, so it might be a photo finish.

This has not earned nearly enough stars.

Every time I read something from Zuckerberg, I hear it in the voice of Ryan from The Office.

I was once subjected to Barstool Radio for 4 hours on a car ride. You are right to hate it.

I’m perfectly happy with Amazon allowing brands to take care of their mess. As someone who has both called on Amazon and also tried to manage counterfeits that have shown up on the Marketplace, I can tell you that Amazon’s general attitude is “we have no control over what gets listed here!”. Allowing the brands that…

Oh I know. The fact that Newsom and before him Brown have been forced to look like fiscal conservatives while the legislature looks to spend every last dime that the state doesn’t have is all you need to know about California politics. It’s the best argument for term limits this side of DC.

Definitely save Blood & Wine for last. Hearts of Stone is good and worth playing, but Blood & Wine has more the “grand finale” feel to it.

Yeah, I’ve done that and gotten fairly close. The worst was the time I got her down to one last hit and, instead of patiently waiting for an opening, I rushed it and got smoke. I’m now out of blood vials so, when I finally do dive back into the game (which, judging by where I am in RDR2, will be in about six months),…

In an attempt to not look out of touch, EA will schedule an AMA with a new site, 16Chan, which is like 8Chan but without Mark to keep the bad stuff away.