They’re also likely buy things that Gwyneth Paltrow endorses through Goop.

Yeah, agreed. The boss battles give me my greatest sense of accomplishment in that game. It’s also the greatest amount of tedium, as twice I’ve taken a long break from the game due to frustration during boss battles (Vicar Amelia and currently Rom).

This was bad—worse still given the limits of my gaming time now that I’m a dad. I cherish the 90 minutes or so I can play each night after the kids go to bed and dinner and chores are done.

You guys have been so focused on Barstool lately that it was refreshing to see you go back to Simmons-bashing!

Thanks. I was looking for something to complete my “Is Billy Haisley Still a Shitty Soccer Writer? An Investigation” article.

Barstool is everything Deadspin is not: bro-y, politically incorrect, commercially successful...

The other guys in the homeless shelter love to make fun of that tattoo.

You guys need to fire your copy editor. It’s Dominican, not Domincan! And you even did it twice! Hell, spell check in Kinja flagged it for me!

My favorite part of that is when Charlie tells him that an inch to the other side and he misses it completely. I wanted Bombay to say “WHO CARES YOU MORON? IT STILL WOULD HAVE LOST US THE GAME!!!”

I’m disappointed that you guys didn’t make the “Balls” jersey blue...

I’m almost 38 and find it hilarious.

I’m all for having a choice. However, with the exception of Mass Effect, your character has zero personality or dialogue because it’s too difficult/costly to have two or more actors voice the same lines. For me, it strips away some of the humanity of the game when they do that. It’s fine for a game like Doom, where…

Sony’s not allowed to release a new console until I finally get the good ending in Bloodborne.

As someone who enjoyed Far Cry 3 and 4 (but not Primal), these reviews make me want to run out and buy the game today.

Between this and the Canelo/GGG fiasco, it’s been a very rough couple of weeks for fight fans.

TL:DR: I am insanely jealous that Ernest Cline has made millions of dollars off a book I hated while I’m stuck writing the 7,451st article about how awful the book is for nerd culture.

Your last paragraph might be the stupidest justification I’ve ever heard from a Caps fan about Chokevechkin. Sure, it’s “something”. It’s just not “something” that any other hockey fan gives a crap about.

As a Penguins’ fan, so was I.

So it’s basically a parody of several video game genres that takes itself too seriously.

First seven hours of training: How to cater to the Brady family