Well, he can’t apply for better jobs because doing so requires people to read his work.

I’m pretty sure an MLS player must have stolen Billy’s girlfriend, and this is the only way he could get revenge.

It’s amazing that Deadspin continues to let a hack like Haisley, who’s only talent seems to be inventing new ways that MLS sucks, write about soccer. His lack of knowledge of the game doesn’t even make him qualified to write an AYSO newsletter, let alone comment on a league that’s grown by leaps and bounds over the…

Damn, I was hoping that this was the Buffy-spinoff everyone's been asking for.

I JUST started watching some of them again when I'm making dinner. And only the LEGEN(wait for it)DARY episodes like when they're trying to find the burger joint, "DoWiSeTrePla" and any Slapsgiving-related episode.

That one I've heard of and was warned to avoid.

Man, R. Kelly needs a better album title.

It turns out that "Ted Mosby" has been stalking their mother for the last eight years, and now the show's theme song is "Every Breath You Take".

However, the funeral episode was a damn fine half-hour of television. It had the right balance of humor and heart, and dealt with death about as well as I've ever seen a sitcom handle it.

If The Flash wants to make up for last season, Barry will travel back in time and prevent Barney and Robin from getting engaged.

Hey, if Roseanne can bring Dan back from the dead, we can make this happen!

As I said elsewhere, this is the A1 prime example of how a finale can absolutely destroy my fond memories of what, until the last 1.5 seasons, was a very good show.

So it's The Last Ship meets Crimson Tide meets Trouble with the Curve?

Or that we have nothing better to do than click on random, shady links in chat rooms.

It reminds me of a story from Penn State (non-Sandusky/Paterno related) where a writer put a fake quote from the women's basketball coach in there asserting that she requires the players to perform certain…favors. The writer figured that the copy editor would catch it and they'd have a good laugh. The copy editor did…

That's one of those things some graphic designer put in a revision as a joke, then didn't bother to take out when no one noticed.

I had never heard of Goatse before this. It's safe to say my prior ignorance was indeed bliss.

Wow, Seeso took the news of the AV Club moving to Kinja hard…

That's the face I make when I'm pulling my pants up.

I now feel vindicated for being one of the few people in my high school who absolutely hated his MTV show.