So somone's gonna get pregnant, then sue PP saying that the birth control they sent was faulty.

Had to do it:

I posted my Jezebel comment to the Fox Nation website, you know, where ALL opinions are welc

What you tried to do there, I see it.

...not sure if serious. Assuming not, but for those who might read this as such:

Gifstory. Appropriate. For you!

I'm totally pro-Donald Glover in any role.

This burns my chaps (the white Santa bit).

Maybe not gifts, but I'll put a few thoughtless gifs here:

No, no, you have the wrong Jason. It's Jason F, the hunkiest stay-at-home-dad who...

I'm a 43 year old guy. If all the crazy crap I did in my twenties were on the internet, well, let's just say that my kids would never want to be seen with me again.

I live in Seattle, and the gay sex couples are everywhere! Men calling each other husbands, women and their wives.... and it's destroying my brain! Why should I let them be happy?!? Just because their lives are their own and don't affect me (except, you know, for the fabulous holiday parties that my neighbors keep…

Harumph. Looks linkdead.

Dogs, cats, spiders, guppies all also squirm in response to stimuli. As do cells. As do bacteria. as does this:

Other than color... is there anything special about shiny pocket monsters? My son is gaga about trying to find 'em; when I ask why he looks at me like I'm nuts& says "Because they're shiny." Are they more powerful or anything? If not, then it's basically, well, the Sneetches, right?

When I was 14, I saw & felt kinship with the movie Revenge of the Nerds. Not the best movie in the world - but I liked it & identified with it. The thing I took from it was: always do every damned thing you can to please your partner & you won't regret it.

You are going to find people who believe anything. People, in general, are idiots.