Fucking rekt.

But John Terry really is a cunt.

Few people remember New England only won the Tuck Rule game after sneaking out of Foxboro Stadium and imploding it with the Raiders still inside.

Am I the only non-Pats fan who is loving the way the Pats have just said “fuck it” and gone full heel? Brady was warming up to “Hate Me Now”; the ENTIRE pre-game entrance ceremony; Kraft just looking like Kraft...

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

This is a sham, and mockery of journalistic integrity, and a travesty of justice. A shamockesty™ if you will. I never thought I’d see the day when Deadspin would copy and paste an entire article from ESPN(comments and all) and call it their own.

I’m ready for this hate parade, Deadspin. I’ve got my Andre Tippett jersey on, I’m drunk, and I’m not wearing any underwear. But if I were, you can be DAMN SURE that they’d be emblazoned with a Pat Patriot logo.

He suggested Manziel start, violating the league’s substance abuse policy.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*

OHHHH KOTAKU, DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR. CLAP FOR PHIL OWENS AND FEEL THE POWER!

So fucking sick of energy systems. Just let me pay money to buy the game, so I can play it as much as I fucking want.

You’re right... my Chocobo can’t fly :(

I like Miley. She’s living her life and doing her thing. Her voice is unique; one doesn’t hear very many contralto voices in pop music anymore. Everyone wants to see who can hit a higher note than the next person, meanwhile I’ve played this video of her cover of Summertime Sadness over and over for the past few months.

(Geno, mumbling to himself) ...and with a few well-placed lines, I’ve turned this into a $688.88 check. HA!

Doesn’t Ibra not like Messi? That’s good enough reason for me not to like Messi.

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]