If I never see another Donk rollin on ridiculous 30’s, I’ll count myself lucky.

Coupes that ARE NOT coupes. I don’t care what you call it, as long as it isn’t coupe.

I'd pick this over a Maxima.

Couldn’t agree more. The Chevy logo screams 80s to me. Keep it on the trucks, put a new sexy one on everything else.

chevy pls. stahp.

yes, but where is the flowtie?

Production version (after delays and cut-backs):

I’ve starred a lot of ideas here. I want something classic that doesn’t scream wealth just success and taste. 1960s Mercedes is good, as is 911. Ill suggest a new idea with a more blue-collar, achievable flavor with cheap maintenance and better accessibility.

This is a trick question. The real answer is ‘none,’ because everyone in high school was a douchebag to you and there’s no reason to spend a perfectly good evening on those wastes of oxygen when you could be doing something (anything) more relaxing or productive, such as getting a root canal.

You drive whatever your daily driver already is. Because if you care about what a bunch of people from your high school days think about you, get over yourself.

With your high school tassel hanging from the rear view mirror and whatever the most popular song from senior year was, cranked to 11.

Answer: When it has an eagle on the hood.

Cool rock!

I like the lines of the original brute single cab better, but I agree, the double cab would be my choice because of the usefulness.